Part of my job is to do time sheets, today I went around to make sure it was accurate before submission. The following conversation went down:
I had clipboard to worker
Me: Please sign in for the week
W: what would you do if I slapped the clipboard from your hand?
Me: I have a fantasy about kicking a guy in the nuts, then while he is hunched over in pain grabbing the back of his head and then kneeing him in the face. Now, ask me again what I would do if you slap the clipboard from my hand.
W: so you want me to sign right here?