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This is a random Target gripe

It's a small thing, I know, but it keeps bothering me like a pebble in my shoe.

Their breastfeeding section has a sign that says "natural feeding."  Because heaven forbid they use the word "breast," right?  I mean, it's not like feeding babies is what breasts are actually for.  Thank you, Target, for protecting our delicate sensibilities.

Also, what does that make the formula aisle?  Unnatural feeding?  Artificial feeding?

I know there are bigger problems in the world, but every time I see their sign, I get a little more annoyed.  A few more trips and I may just go all carann on them.   

Re: This is a random Target gripe

  • baconsmombaconsmom member
    Knottie Warrior 5000 Comments 500 Love Its First Answer
    edited December 2011
    I'd complain, but I'm a noisy bitch. That's - yeah, Imma say it - retarded. I'd also make sure to say "BREAST" really loudly every time I had to use it. 

    What do they sell in the poultry section? Chicken chests? Chicken white meat parts? 

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  • Butter CookieButter Cookie member
    2500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_this-random-target-gripe?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:f691bc93-056d-4331-8fc3-578b48df82b5Post:78ea079f-7249-4b0b-81ff-b4ec08e42b6b">This is a random Target gripe</a>:
    [QUOTE]It's a small thing, I know, but it keeps bothering me like a pebble in my shoe. Their breastfeeding section has a sign that says "natural feeding."  Because heaven forbid they use the word "breast," right?  I mean, it's not like feeding babies is what breasts are actually for.  Thank you, Target, for protecting our delicate sensibilities. Also, what does that make the formula aisle?  Unnatural feeding?  Artificial feeding? I know there are bigger problems in the world, but every time I see their sign, I get a little more annoyed.  A few more trips and I may just go all carann on them.   
    Posted by Heffalump[/QUOTE]


    Bad Mother, Why Don't You Just Feed Your Child Poison Feeding aisle. But that wouldn't fit on the sign.
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  • GBCKGBCK member
    Knottie Warrior 5000 Comments 500 Love Its Name Dropper
    edited December 2011
    well, Target has points from me for being the ONLY store I went to recently that had a SIGN for their damn maternity dept.

    I didn't BUY anything there but there were like 8 other stores I went to first...all of whom jut tucked it in some illogical place because they were embarassed to admit they sell clothes for women who are 'in the family way' or something.
  • edited December 2011
    I'm LOLing at "Chicken Chests". I want to use that just to be facetious.
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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
    Eighth Anniversary 5000 Comments 100 Love Its First Answer
    edited December 2011
    If I ever open a store, I will call that section "topless and lactating"
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