Maintenance guy,
I know you have a crush on officemate. But since you are old enough to be her dad, you are old enough to know that doing things to get her attention, like switching the lights on and off repeatedly or scribbling all over our dry erase board, make you seem like a fifth grader. Plus, they're pissing me off.
Also, her current sex partner is your boss's boss's boss's boss to the Nth degree, so tread carefully.
In closing, grow thefuck up.
Sincerely,
Heffa
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