Wedding Woes

Then use adult words

Ok, we're all adults here, but let me ask you...bluntly...a question I have burning into my mind.

I cannot get "there" without the "handy dandy" DIY. I have only had it happen without ONE TIME after we watched a really raunchy movie and in missionary position. But otherwise, I have to get in the way of all the action and help myself EVERY TIME.



I don't think she knows what 'blunt' means.

"I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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Re: Then use adult words

  • edited December 2011
    She can't get there? Where is she going?
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  • edited December 2011
    The mall?
    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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  • Butter CookieButter Cookie member
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    edited December 2011
    She should purchase a bus ticket. I hear public transportation helps you get wherever you need to go.
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  • 6fsn6fsn member
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    edited December 2011
    Maybe when she's mature enough to use her words it will help.
  • jojobrnjojobrn member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_then-use-adult-words?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:f82e1ae3-eb1e-4a2a-b709-6a56111fa900Post:d5f5ea6c-8b3c-44cd-8667-c0d05710e472">Re: Then use adult words</a>:
    [QUOTE]Maybe when she's mature enough to use her words it will help.
    Posted by 6fsn[/QUOTE]

    <div>My thoughts exactly.</div>
  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    she needs to diy this?  maybe a professional should look into this.
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  • 6fsn6fsn member
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    edited December 2011
    Maybe this is the new Lowe's ad? 
  • *Barbie**Barbie* member
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    edited December 2011
    for DIY, i find that glitter always adds something special - maybe if she bought some puff paint?
  • baconsmombaconsmom member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_then-use-adult-words?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:f82e1ae3-eb1e-4a2a-b709-6a56111fa900Post:2d4667a3-b3a4-4f33-b4b6-be1b3fefe236">Re: Then use adult words</a>:
    [QUOTE]Maybe this is the new Lowe's ad? 
    Posted by 6fsn[/QUOTE]

    <div>DED.</div>
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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_then-use-adult-words?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:f82e1ae3-eb1e-4a2a-b709-6a56111fa900Post:2d4667a3-b3a4-4f33-b4b6-be1b3fefe236">Re: Then use adult words</a>:
    [QUOTE]Maybe this is the new Lowe's ad? 
    Posted by 6fsn[/QUOTE]

    6 FTW!
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