I haven't posted about her in a while, mostly because I avoid her like the plague. Actually, I'd prefer the plague.
1. I found out why she GBCFBed. She was afraid of catching a virus from it. Never mind that she ALWAYS falls for those stupid pop-ups about "You may have a security problem, click here to download a free fix!" Either way, no more stupid, drunken, misspelled comments from her.
2. She sent DD a Duggar-like bonnet. It smelled like her house: equal parts cigarette smoke and mold. DH kept mumbling about MIL demanding a photo of DD in it. I told him his mom = his project, and good luck. He finally cornered me when DD and I were in her room yesterday and tried to get me to help. I snapped photos while DH desperately tried to get the bonnet on DD. I have to give MIL credit: although the bonnet is fugly and DD hated it, the photos of DH trying to force it onto DD's head and DD's "WTF?" reactions are priceless. DH and I laughed so hard it hurt, and DD joined in--she didn't know why, but she did. Awesome family fun.
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