I should date more

nicoleg1982

Or at least hope for more story-worthy dates.  We don't have anything going on here lately.  Blerg.

AuntFlo

I think we'd be OK if you made up some stuff.

Also, did you tell the tale of why you're no longer seeing taxidermy guy?

nicoleg1982

Oh, taxidermy man was more like Please-Inflate-My-Ego-24/7-Man and said he "doesn't call or pursue women" and that he's "an asswhole."  These are all things written plain as day on the wall, so it wasn't news to me.  He essentially wants me to pursue him and tell him how much I want him all of the time.  (1) I'd have to lie non-stop to do that and (2) Nico don't go down that street unless it's a two-way. Also, the sex - it was bad in that it was so NMS.  So aside from having a fun time the few times I did see him, I got my story/photos and hit the bricks.  

He did send me a text yesterday (lame story), but when I responded with a "How are you, what's new?" text, he failed to reply.  I guess I should have showered him with compliments if I expected a response.

He was never my style in the first place, so if I never see him again I'm more than okay with it.  If I see him out, as I'm sure I will, I'll have no issues having beers together or hanging out.  I just won't be dating him.

mrsconn23

Yeah...What happened to taxidermy guy?  I need something to take my mind off the fact that the kiddo's school supplies are going to break me.

AuntFlo

Now I'm curious what the sex was like and what's "NYS"?

mrsconn23

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[QUOTE]Now I'm curious what the sex was like and what's "NYS"?
Posted by AuntFlo[/QUOTE]

This.  Was it too kinky or just unimanginative?

AuntFlo

I'm guessing unimaginative.   I don't think nico thinks anything's "too kinky." 

hmonkey

he kept calling it "making love."

NOLABridesmaid

Wait. You had the relations him?

Am I going to have to place you on the 90 day rule?

nicoleg1982

You asked for TMI, you've got it.

(1) Too much talking AF.  I mean, how many adjectives can one conjure up mid-sex about how fantastic every part of him is/was and how amazing I feel.  Why why why so much talking?  Or at least let me write my own script, FFS.  The ego boosting was more work than the sexing.  Too much energy was wasted in that category IMO.

(2)  He knew what he was doing, thank god, but the execution was all off sometimes.  There's only so much pressure a person can stand.  That stuff is sensitive, yo.  I also came home with a hickey on my shoulder.  Do.not.like.  It's summertime.

(3)  He mentioned several times that he is into buttplay (for him and me!), which I am not.  Maybe if we were married, bored and he'd just showered.  But that's a HUGE maybe.

(4)  His penis was actually too large.  I know, I know.  What with all of the meat curtain discussions, you never thought that would be possible.  But I felt skewered.

(5)  To complicate the skewering, he has one particularly favorite mode - jackhammer.  Since he was too much for me to accomodate, jackhammering was particularly painful.  

True stories, yo.

I'm still worried the moose/deer in the bedroom has cameras in the eyes.

nicoleg1982

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[QUOTE]Wait. You had the relations him? Am I going to have to place you on the 90 day rule?
Posted by NOLABridesmaid[/QUOTE]

<div>Meh.  I don't invest much weight in sex as an act.  Love making is another story.  I knew he wasn't going to be anyone serious and I could have at least a little bit of fun before I officially moved on.  Too bad it was a terrible experience.  At least I know...</div>

~~Busy.~~

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[QUOTE]he kept calling it "making love."
Posted by hmonkey[/QUOTE]
ha!

~~Busy.~~

Giant penises scare me.  I'm only 5'1 for goodness sake.  I dont' need it to go behind my bellybutton.

nicoleg1982

Exactly, Busy.  The well is only so deep.  No need to keep drilling.

NOLABridesmaid

I know that you are free spirited in this area, but I'm scared to think where that Mr. Peter has been. I know you are careful, and newly divorced, but the old lady in me thinks there isn't any rush to getting back on the scene.

DG1

I didn't know there had been any progress on taxidermy guy front.  All awesome.

And lol @hmo. "making love." HA! 

*Barbie*

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[QUOTE]I'm guessing unimaginative.   I don't think nico thinks anything's "too kinky."  ;)
Posted by AuntFlo[/QUOTE]

i was kind of hoping that she would tell us that he made her dress up in one of his animal pelts so he could "hunt" her.

now i'm thinking it's more like he wanted her to dress up like a horse with a buttplug tail.

**O-Face**

So...apparently he doesn't have many lady friends...because I'm sure most women DON'T like the jackhammering, regardless of tubesteak size.  Ew.

ReturnOfKuus

I'm going to go ahead and say "I told you so" to the guy with a place decorated with pics of himself being self-absorbed.  And that's to those of you who said he sounded like a good catch, not to you, Nico.

nicoleg1982

My words:

"So, I went on a date. And I'm sharing here because I recognize tons of this is judge-worthy and I can't imagine things going too far with this guy."

I did some more investigating and uncovered a lot more undesirable things.  It's what you do when you date.  That's why he hasn't been an active conversation here or IRL.

All of the good could never outweigh the bad.

ReturnOfKuus

Yeah, you've seemed pretty level from the beginning on this.  It's a few of the other ladies here who seem to have lost their minds.  YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.