I read this article in U.S.A. Today where this kid was in court and his parents were fighting over custody. They gave custody to the dad, but the kid said no way, he beats me really bad. So after deliberations, the judge warded the kid to his aunt.... The kid started screaming the she beats him worse than his dad. So, the judge (after reviewing legal precedence) leaves it up to the kid. The judge asks him who he wants to be his legal guardian and the kid says the Washington Redskins... The judge asks "the Redskins?"... The kid replies yes sir, they don't beat anyone!!!!