Horrifically bad day, NWR... anyone got a joke?

lehc723

You ladies are always pretty funny. Any thing to make me, and other ladies who are having rough days (wedding related and not!) crack a smile?

mrshall1027

I heard a cheesy joke on the radio today:

Why do fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have scales:)

This one always make me laugh:

What is a ninja's favorite drink?

Wata! (like water but asian accent)

Stupid jokes, I know.  But hopefully they were a little funny....

shoebie

My daughters fav. joke..
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it !

nitecheese

My FI (a guitarist) told me this the other day:

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless!

We thought it was priceless.

Why don't people like a nosy pepper?

Because he's jalepeno your business!

lepoissonrouge

Why do ballerinas wear tutus?

Because oneones are too small and threethrees are too big!

Haha, corny jokes. These are fun.

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my friends asked me if I wanted to go hunting
I said "i'm game"
and they shot me!
hehehehehehehe

trawas01

I got nothing...but I'm having a sh*tastic day also. Got to love writing a 20 page paper on an agreed upon topic for your advisor to give it back to you with, this isn't what I want. Uuugh.

lehc723

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[QUOTE]I got nothing...but I'm having a sh*tastic day also. Got to love writing a 20 page paper on an agreed upon topic for your advisor to give it back to you with, this isn't what I want. Uuugh.
Posted by trawas01[/QUOTE]
Ugh, sorry. Hope we both have better days today!

Thanks, ladies, for the yuks! Happy Friday!