I am real. Saturday was the bachelorette party. It was awesome. We started at dinner at an Italian restaurant, and it was YUM. Oh, I had said no penis anything that night, no sash, no blinking penis necklace, nothing like that. I got back from the restroom during dinner, and found this in my sangria. Hookers. Ah well, they made for some good pics later. Then, about 8 of us, including FMIL, headed downtown to a martini bar. FMIL was one of the DDs, and before we got in the car, one of my friends handed me a gift bag and said "enjoy!"I opened it on the way. That may have been a mistake, but FMIL laughed it off. She's pretty cool. It was one of those "grab bags" from the adult store. Contents included a vibrating c*ck ring, pocket vibe, lube, porn, sex boardgame, edible underwear, and some weird mask that I put on for a picture. We had a blast at the martini bar. I felt kinda bad for FMIL, who didn't drink anything, but she amused herself by snapping random pictures of us the entire time. About an hour after we got there, FMIL kept getting pics of me adjusting my strapless bra, and dying laughing about it. I said "fine, it's coming off then!" So, the brar came off. Thank goodness there was an event going on downtown and we pretty much had the place to ourselves. Around 12:30, I noticed FMIL fading fast, and told her that they could just drive us back up north (where she was staying at FSIL's house), and we'd cab it home from there. We hit a bar close by, and had a few more drinks. They had a jukebox, so we jammed out to some NKOTB, thus the penis straws doubling as mics. All in all, a win of a night.The shower was the next day. It was "Something Blue" themed. BFF did such a fabulous job with it, she's so cute. She had everyone wear a shade of blue, wrap the gifts in blue, and made this awesome candy bar. It was a lot of fun. Sidenote: the blue dress I bought did feel kind of short with the shoes I wore, so I was constantly tugging it down, and think it looks like crap in pictures. I swear it didn't look this bad in the mirror. ::shrug::
Gone too Soon.