I blame you for being behind in my work and having to rush to finish everything. You sucked me in most of the night! How dare you! (and don't comment on the fact that I'm back again)
Dear FFIL & FSIL,
I work 11pm - 7am, going to bed around 8am - 9am. FI works 2pm (which means he has to be there at 2, not around 2) - 10:30pm and usually stays up till 2am or 3am because that's the only time we can talk. If you continue to pretend like you don't know our work schedules and think that calling between 10am - 11am is acceptable, I will start calling you at 3am and refusing to stop calling until you answer....Then I will demand money and for you to drive to my work and bring me something.
Please stop complaining to me about the Day After Brunch. I don't want it and no one in my family wants it...it's your mother that wants it. She hasn't made any plans yet, so you don't want it than tell her. Otherwise, I no longer wish to here about how you won't be able to play DnD. I do NOT care.
Your wonderful FI
You're annoying me...can you leave me alone for a few days please? Thanks!
p.s. If you think for one moment you're going to get FI to work on M's garage this weekend, you're fooling yourself. This is the first weekend we both have had off in months! He's spending it with me.