So FI just called me to tell me his mother was b*tching about our honeymoon. Apparently you can''t tell the woman anything. We switched it from Puerto Rico to Sedona. She seems to think that it's some horrible thing that we're staying in a condo-style place that is available as a timeshare. I guess she's telling people we're "staying in somebody's house in the middle of the desert." Then she led FI to believe that I was saying I'm worried about it and that the people will be harassing us to buy it the whole time (I'm not, and reviews of the place say they're actually very nice about it). Then because we're going from Wednesday to Monday, she's started telling people we're only going for a long weekend. She also told FI that my dad was making fun of her and laughing at her over the phone, which he would never have done. He was probably trying to joke with her a little bit to get her to lighten up before the wedding.
FI is so stressed out, he might kill his mother - if I don't get to her first.