THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...
Well, it’s sh!t... That's right, sh!t!
Sh!t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke sh!t, buy sh!t, sell sh!t, lose sh!t, find sh!t, forget sh!t,
And tell others to eat sh!t.
Some people know their sh!t, while others can't tell the difference between sh!t and shinola.
There are lucky sh!t, dumb sh!t, and crazy sh!t.
There is bullsh!t, horsesh!t, and chicken sh!t.
You can throw sh!t, sling sh!t, catch sh!t,
shoot the sh!t, or duck when the sh!t hits the fan.
You can give a sh!t or serve sh!t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh!t or be happier than a pig in sh!t.
Some days are colder than sh!t, some days are hotter than sh!t, And some days are just plain sh!tty.
Some music sounds like sh!t, things can look like sh!t, and there are times when you feel like sh!t.
You can have too much sh!t, not enough sh!t, the right sh!t, the wrong sh!t or a lot of weird sh!t.
You can carry sh!t, have a mountain of sh!t, or find yourself up sh!ts creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like sh!t
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh!t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh!t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your sh!t, you don’t need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a sh!t; or not do so if you don't give a sh!t!
Well, sh!t, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a sh!t and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of sh!t.
But, if you happened to catch a load of sh!t from some sh!t-head...........
Well, sh!t Happens!!!
HOPE YOUR SH!TTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
Oh, and some days you can't sh!t !