This week's topic - bumperstickers.
I see these daily on my commute -
Stop honking! I'm on the phone damn it!
If you tailgate, I'll flick a booger on your windshield.
One on a car at work -
If you're going to ride my a$s, the least you can do is pull my hair.
One that I saw years ago but still makes me giggle and I'm not sure why -
Visualize whirled peas.