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October 2011 Weddings

Guilty Pleasures: Favorite Lame Joke

Ok, so not always so much of a guilty pleasure, but I think it still could fit here.  Everyone has some of those jokes we find to be absolutely hilarious and yet when it's told everyone stands there, casting a blank stare your way in response.

Share yours!
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Re: Guilty Pleasures: Favorite Lame Joke

  • Why did the chicken cross the playground?

    To get to the other slide.

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  • Ok, here's mine.... I think its cute if told to kids or by kids.

    How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put a little boogie in it....

    har har

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  • What do you call  p o r n  on the farm?

    Brown chicken brown cow (say it like bow chica bow bow!)

    I love that joke!!!!! 
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  • I love corny jokes so I am full of them!

    I really like this one...

    What do you call a baby cow? A calf.
    What do you call a mommy cow that just had a baby one? De-CALF-inated.

  • My FI is the King at those groan jokes so I guess he should be the one to post tonight, but I have a great one and it is my favorite joke of all time!

    Two muffins were in the oven and one muffin turns to the other and says "Damn it's hot in here". The other muffin then screams "Oh my God, a talking muffin!"

    Cracks me up every time! ROFL!

  • What do you call a Bee that makes milk instead of honey?

    A Boo-Bee!!!

    So lame, but it cracks me up every time.
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  • Is it a bad thing that 1. I know all of these joke? 2. Laughed at everyone of them as I read them and 3. Have used eachone at least once?!

    My FI's corneyness has rubbed off on me!
  • Why shouldn't you play poker in the jungle?
    There's too many cheetahs.  [Get it?  Cheat-ahs.]

    Knock, knock?
    Who's there?
    Interupting Cow.
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  • kfile...OMG LMFAO at that joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

    He was looking for Pooh!

    My sister used to say that ALL the time. Still cracks me up.
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  • What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
    A boo berry!

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