I'm going to be up all night working, so I want to see some good things in the morning after my nap!
Here's mine:
The argument on my FB wall between my four 'sons' about who's my favourite.
(My sons are these four football players, three of whom were never in my classes, that spent almost every day last year in my classroom after school talking about girls, trash-talking each other, and threatening to beat up FI if he wasn't nice to me.)