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TheJennius Variety Hour.

ONE: A rant! You may skip this part if you are easily offended. I have: work, being in charge of a 12 year old (tutoring, PTA meetings, science fair projects - BEING A MUM pretty much), wedding planning AND church activities (which I have been somewhat neglecting, thus making me experience the guilt trip of the CENTURY, hello Moses). What was my reaction when a guy I haven't from in, oh, years, decides it's the ideal time to contact me (fully knowing that I am engaged and in another country) and letting me know of the hidden feelings he harboured for me during my senior year in high school? Basically: [img]http://tinyurl.com/yz6hvq5[/img] TWO: An epiphany! It is funny, nay! hilarious, how when you are in deep shiit..ake mushrooms, your true friends come through for you. The people who you least expect to, step forward and help you. THREE: Good news! I can't remember which knottie gave this tip, but a photographer from PA, Michael Minnig (michaelminnig.com) is coming down to take our second round of engagement pictures for the following amount: $0.00 No joke. He was scheduled to shoot a destination wedding here in SoFL, but the coupe broke up. Their flight and lodging were already paid for, so they were offering their services on CraigsList. I contacted them, figuring I've got nothing to lose, and voila. I'll keep you lot updated on this. FOUR: I love you all. But mostly Tess :P And Alissa, Amy & Court. I kid, I kid, I love you all the same. And now I'm going to finish the 30 minutes of work I have left and eat something good for the soul, but terrible for my body.

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    edited December 2011
    WAIT! What happened with the boy!?And YAY for double epics. I want to see your first ones. Now.I love you too!!!!
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    edited December 2011
    um. seriously. could you be anymore amazing?!? I effing LOVE YOU!!!! It sounds like you seriously have a FULL PLATE!! When do you find time for yourself?!? Good for you lady. Hang in there!! That idiot that confessed his love - is - well, an idiot. But seriously...can you blame him?? you're fabulous. SO fun about the free e-pics!!!!!!!!
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    edited December 2011
    Bwah ha ha ha, I love animated Gifs. They always make me happy! I hear you babe. Hang in there!
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    edited December 2011
    The conversation went something along the lines of:Him: *CONFESSION*Me: Oh. Okay.Him: ...Me: ...Him: You don't ...Me: Care? No.Him: But -Me: No.And now, newsflash, I am an "insensitive, cold biitch".But we already knew that, so let's all move on!
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    MDA1081MDA1081 member
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    edited December 2011
    You are hilarious! :)
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    Kitty315Kitty315 member
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    edited December 2011
    Old flame confessions are always good for a laugh.You didn't like the e-pics you took recently?
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    RhiannonBRhiannonB member
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    edited December 2011
    You crack me up! What did the guy expect you to do, hop on the next flight...Boys, LOL!
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    edited December 2011
    I love you. Screw the ex. Why are you mum to your bro? Also, it was me who did the psa on the photog - SOOOO glad someone took advantage of it!!!!!
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    edited December 2011
    I haven't seen the ones JScott took of us, I just took Alissa's opportunity to do the shoot with MMinnig, a less formal one I guess!He isn't even my ex! I have no exes, Craig's my first (hi, I iz social retard). He was just a kid I once helped out during computer class and sat with me for lunch ... what, 3 times?He wasn't even good friends with me. I seriously thought the moron was taking the mickey, but when I laughed and he didn't I just said "Oh. K."THANK YOU ALISSAAAA.love LOVE loooove you!
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    edited December 2011
    LMAO! I love this. Let me get back to this when I get off work. I don't have time for this MM BS!!!!
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    edited December 2011
    Really you need to start a blog. I love all your hilarious posts! =)
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    edited December 2011
    seriously... you're posts make me LOL!!!! oh.. and congrats on the epics... that's AWESOME!
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    tmmathetmmathe member
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    edited December 2011
    I second starting a blog...You're hilarious!
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    edited December 2011
    I would update it every so often, and it'd be filled with rantastic posts. Plus cursing, and I don't think Wedding Chicks digs that :\But thank you for the encouragement girls!
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    babytecbabytec member
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    edited December 2011
    Too too funny!!!
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    edited December 2011
    Oh, and I'm a mumsy to my brother because ... I'm not sure, lol. But right now I'm yelling at him to review his STUPID Literature homework, because he has a test tomorrow. Mum came down, checked on us and left.She has a lot of work, plus her English is limited, so I'm here.
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    edited December 2011
    you make me pee my pants
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    edited December 2011
    You make me ... jizz my pants *suggestive eyebrows*I didn't just hit on a mumsy. Oh, Jen.
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    avmn10avmn10 member
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    edited December 2011
    Lol, that clip is hilarious!  Awesome about the 2nd round of epics, and for free?! Heck  yeah!
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    edited December 2011
    that is very awesome of you to care for your brother and look after him! :)
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    keziah27keziah27 member
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    edited December 2011
    girl, it's all good...you'll get through it all!  and thanks for the hilarious post.  you're too much!
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