Wedding drama makes my dog hump his bed.Meanwhile, I'm sitting at my desk rubbing my temples because here I was, thinking I would be Bridal Party drama free, but NOOOOO, prove me wrong why don't you.I have a group of 7 girl friends in Lima. I didn't ask them per se. I messaged them and since they were already assuming they would be asked to be part of the bridal party, I asked them if I could count with them (as a guest, as a bridesmaid?). 2 have given me a huge YES, NO MATTER WHAT.1 is trying her hardest, truly is.1 is in, but will confirm by the end of the month.2 have been leading me on. I found out yesterday from one of my YES, NO MATTER WHAT girls that while they tell me of course, J, we'll be there, I'm trying my hardest, wouldn't miss it for the world; they keep telling the rest of our group they won't make it because the trip is too expensive and they haven't even tried.Thanks, Peter Pettigrew.And 2,500 miles away, I have two girls assuming they're in....?One of them is the same sweet girl who wants to throw me a bridal shower. Yes, I had been planning to ask her to be a BM, but not a MOH (WHAT?) and I'd like it if she could wait until I actually ... asked.I was so mad yesterday. The MOH position is not up for grabs. I don't know how many of you remember, but my MOH is not ... doing well. I can't think of anyone but her to stand by my side on that day, but:1. Everyone is against it. Wait, what's that sound? Oh, it's me not GIVING A CRAP.2. I don't know if she'll be okay. And here I care. I don't know if she'll be able to just stand there through the ceremony. Our friendship has started rupturing this whole year, we barely talk, but given our past friendship, I cannot think of anyone else as a MOH - okay, I stop now.I've run out of words, so while my dog keeps raping his bed, I'm going to assume none of this drama exists. I have a solution already, but it's in the works.In other, rather far more exciting news: I'm Cupid. My brother in law and my bridal shower friend might start dating. I expec they name their firstborn after me, even if it's a boy.