Dear Letters

cinthia122

Let's bring the fun from the old boards back.  With all the stress of the holiday season pilled on with wedding planning I think its only fair to have a Dear Letter post.  For the new ladies you write a Dear Letter to whatever/whoever is stressing you out and it could be NWR.

Dear Weather,

Please be good while we are up in NY.  I want to do a lot of walking in the city and don't really care for the rain that is expected.  So rain rain go away.

Love,
NYC Walker

xVWx

Dear The color Mulberry at Priscilla of Boston,
      I have fallen in love with you... really i have. You are the most perfect shade and complement my venue- ro be perfectly. But, why.. oh why are you only on a few selected dresses... and why are in the 250- 300 dollar range. I've tried to look for you on other BM dress sites, but you are no where to be found.  This whole situation makes me sad.

goldie3474

Dear Future In Laws

My Christmas wish is that you PLEASE not talk politics and shove your ideals down my throat or my parent's throat this holiday. I had enough on Thanksgiving and when you took me to the dr's after my accident. Oh and if you can, please dont make any more chauvinistic remarks where you infer that the secret to a happy marriage is a subservient wife. Your misogynistic comments will not go over will this time.

Thanks,

Your cranky, not in the mood for BS since I am still banged up from my accident, future DIL.

zobo410

Dear Phlegm,
  I am really sick of you invading my body. Just because I have the most beautiful tonsils in the wold and a cute tiny nose, does not mean you are welcomed to hang out there all the time. I am speaking on behalf of them when I say... get the f*ck out. It does not sound pretty when I am checking in a guest and it sounds like glass breaking in my chest. Thank you and do not have a nice day.

Love-
  A very frustrated body housing phlegm.

SaraandBenjamin

lolol Alissa....I love it!

RU3234

Dear Head-
Please stop being so heavy. You need to get better for Christmas in 2 days..I need you on top of things. Ive given you 24 hours of sleep the last 2 nights and yet you still want more! Please stop...it hurts to read, talk and move and I NEED to work!
Thank you,
The rest of your body

millenia98

Dear wedding vendors,

Please note that I am on vacation from classes. Please cooperate with me during this winter break so that I can get so much done while I have this time. This is a fun time and you should help me do that.

XOXO,

Bridezilla 

millenia98

Cinthia, the rain is only for Saturday (and it's a chance but not certain). You're clear the rest of the days. It's going to be nippy still, so bundle up. We're at 20 degrees today and everyone is complaining

MIABRIDENTAMPA

Dear Shabby Dog Hairstyle Coworker,

Get it through your thick Texas born skull, that yes I do not like you, yes we have to work together on this special project, yes if you piss me off again my head with spin like the exorcist and , and yes if the exorcism messes up my weave I will drag you through all four garages in our office complex! Merry Xmas and a Joyous New Year

courtneybrooke921

Dear dry skin,

You are gross. How much lotion do you need to drink? Seriously? Owwie. I know it's because I keep my heat on an obscene temperature but c'mon moisture, stick around!

Love,
Skin like a camel. or elephant. or another animal with dry skin.

eskiimobby

Dear really obnoxious clean up project at the house next door:

I came to Stuart to spend a nice and QUIET two days with my parents before I have to work on Christmas day. This did not include a yard and house clean up project worthy of a reality tv show. You are loud and obnoxious and rather inconsiderate. Please stop so I can enjoy my make-shift early Christmas.

Love,
Perturbed visiting daughter.

SaraandBenjamin

Court, try this stuff: http://www.crabtree-evelyn.com/eng/products/hands-feet/hand-care/hand-treatments/rejuvenating_hand_remedy?79484

It's AMAZING!

JillianLL

Dear Box Office,

Why don't you have any good movies playing this Christmas? What else are us little Jews supposed to do before we go out for Chinese Food?

Last year I got 3 hours of Brad Pitt, this year you expect me to sit through Did You Hear About the Morgans? I'm insulted!

Sincerely,

I'll pay $10 for a movie ticket if its worth it consumer

cinthia122

xVWx - I am having the same problem but with the color "meadow"

Alissa - I am so 100% with you.  How annoying!!!  Its Christmas be joyful about something instead of preaching.

Andra & Karen - Get better soon!!

Christina - Thanks for assuring me.

Kaila - LMAO

Court - I'm having the same issue.  Cetaphil!

Taylor - Hope it gets quiet.

Jillian - Have you seen Everbody's Fine?  Its a great movie.

YHFoxtrot

OMG Kaila, so funny!

Alissa, I'm wishing that for your xmas too!!

Jilly, we're gonna go see Avatar... how about that one???

Cinthia, no rain. I promise.

JillianLL

J, my dad already saw Avatar and he's coming with us so thats a no go

Cinthia, I've heard about that one! Looks good.

I doubt I can drag my Dad to see Precious either, I really want to see that one.

zobo410

Jillian, the Blind Side was AMAZING. Scott said if he were going to cry in a movie that would be it.

Tiffayqp12

Jillian- Blindside is amazing! 

Alissa- Love your letter.

Dear Mom,

Could you grow  up for once and get over yourself?!  Start acting like my mother and stop being so mean.  I mean did you actually think I would want to spend the holiday with you when all you do is cut me down and tell me how much you don't like me?  Grr...you make my life miserable.  

Santa should bring you coal.

tiffdan2011

Dear Bank Atlantic,

You suck at life.  I am so upset with you, I could scream.  Who in their right mind would charge over $800 to Direct Tv?  I don't even have Direct TV.  And of course, you won't let me stop payment or do anything on the account!  Are you nuts!!! I hate you with a strong passion.

Love,

A very disgruntled customer.