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Down in the dumps :'(

My mom had a Coronary Angiography done today and she will be in the hospital till tommorow. I know the procedure is kinda routine for families that have a history of issues but today I could not help but realize that my mom is not eternal. I had to help my mom with a bed pan because she is on bedrest and that really bothered me. I dont know why I am posting this here and not telling Fi but you girls are like family to me and I know you would understand how I feel. Please someone post the corniest joke you know and get me out of this funk!!! TIA and thanks for reading me out... <3
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Re: Down in the dumps :'(

  • edited December 2011

    tons of vibes for your mom to get better soon!!!

    what do you call cheese thats not yours?

  • edited December 2011

    That was cute evelyn. I dont have a joke but tons of vibes for you.

  • herculeschloeherculeschloe member
    edited December 2011
    Oh hon, I'm so sorry! I pray your mom is just fine and is released quickly! Here's the corniest joke I can think of...Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said "concentrate."  :) 
  • anaroo87anaroo87 member
    edited December 2011
    Sending you some vibes to feel better and some for your mom to get better soon!

    As for something funny.... my boss forwarded me this chain-email today ..

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