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Re: WTF Wednesday

  • SSaltzman87SSaltzman87 member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Lucy,

    I love you you cute little doggy, but last night was NOT cool! We took you out to potty right before we went to bed, but you kept waking FI and I up so you could lick the snow off our deck. I think you have a problem, and that problem is an addiction to eating snow.

    Sincerely,

    Your owner
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  • MrsBassPlayaMrsBassPlaya member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Boss,
       Please try to get your life in better order so I can stop doing your job (for way less money).  Two months of this is enough.  I'm ready to go back to my easy job for my crap pay.

    Sincerely,
    Your underpaid employee


    Dear FI,
       Thank you for checking the mouse traps in the basement, and taking care of them so I didn't have to.  I know it was gross, but I really appreciate it!

    With love,
    Your thankful Fiancee

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  • sailerweddingsailerwedding member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_minnesota-minneapolis-st-paul_wtf-wednesday-15?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:81Discussion:049f0f60-7ee4-4e35-9b0b-61699aad67d4Post:e81000dc-15d0-47a1-9665-af9d08d4ead0">Re: WTF Wednesday</a>:
    [QUOTE]Dear Boss,    Please try to get your life in better order so I can stop doing your job (for way less money).  Two months of this is enough.  I'm ready to go back to my easy job for my crap pay. Sincerely, Your underpaid employee Dear FI,    Thank you for checking the mouse traps in the basement, and taking care of them so I didn't have to.  I know it was gross, but I really appreciate it! With love, Your thankful Fiancee
    Posted by MrsBassPlaya[/QUOTE]


    UGH! I am with you 100% on the mouse traps! This is our first winter in our house out in the country and I was horrified that we have mice in our basement, so yucky! But I guess it's pretty common for an older house in the sticks :) Definitely not the same as living in our townhouse in the cities! I make Sheldon check the traps too!
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  • edited December 2011

    Dear Bank Account,

    Please make some more money magically appear :)  This has been an expensive week with, eye appointment, new contacts, repair on my car, new tires (which I am excited about since I've been having a hell of a time getting around this winter!) hair appointment, and Christmas presents!  Oh yea and that little thing called a wedding....

    So yes, if you could just bulk yourself up a bit that would be GREATLY appreciated :)

    Thanks,

    Your feeling a little poor account owner

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  • sailerweddingsailerwedding member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Amazon,

    When I pay extra for the faster shipping option it would be really great if you could actually deliver my christmas packages when you said you will. As of today it has been 9 days and I paid for 2 day shipping. I would like to get my Dora the Explorer Playset, Nerf Guns, and Legos before this weekend otherwise my niece and nephews will be getting hugs for Christmas!

    Sincerely,

    A Disgruntled Shopper


    Dear Employees,

    The blizzard was several days ago, the roads are fine, I don't believe that you are still snowed in. Stop calling in because of "weather related issues" we live in MN it is no longer an excuse!  Get your butts to work!

    Love,

    Your exhausted, overworked supervisor
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  • edited December 2011
    Dear Photographer,

    When you told me it would be 8 weeks to get our e-pics back, I'll admit I was shocked!  I know most people get their's back the next day or week.  But I know you were busy with all the summer weddings you had photographed & needed time for editing.  Well, I marked that 8 weeks on my calendar & it's come & gone.  As of yesterday we are at 10 weeks.  I'm really worried about how long it's going to take to get our weddding pictures back & wondering if we made a mistake in booking you??  Everyday I go home I look at my e-mail, & hope that there will be an e-mail from you.  But so far, no such luck!  Please send them soon, I'm really anxious to see them & wanted to give some as gifts for Christmas!

    Sincerely,

    Annoyed Bride

                                                                                                                                         

    Dear work,

    Why must you squeeze in every meeting possible at year end?  How do you expect me to DO MY JOB, when I'm always in a meeting?  It'd be great if we could hold off until January, when it's a little less busy!

    Thanks,

    Stressed Out Employee
  • edited December 2011

    Dear Self,
              Please stop eating carbs and junk food. You are not going to get anywhere with weight loss if you dont get some motivation and stop eating.  Also please take the time and figure out your plan for weight loss.

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  • Enchanted616Enchanted616 member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Time,

    Please stop flying.

    Thanks,
    Girl who can't believe Christmas is in 10 days

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  • k8lyk8ly member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Holidays,

    I love most things about you, but please stop stressing me out.  I will try to chill and come to terms with not being able to please all relatives, if you open a time warp and make more time for celebration with loved ones.

    Thank you,

    Christmas-Schedule-Maxed-Out


    Dear Family,

    Please be more flexible with your holiday time.  I know that you have long-standing traditions, but then I need understanding (I now have someone else in my life to consider along with his family) rather than a guilt trip if we can't accommodate absolutely every long-standing tradition.

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  • edited December 2011
    Dear fellow co-workers, If you could NOT be so lazy that would be wonderful. I'm tired of doing everything little damn cleaning thing that is on the list. I hate when you say you've done these things and you haven't. OUR JOB IS NOT HARD, just get your s**t done. Also, To the overnight staff, QUIT EATING OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD! honestly, you took mine and two other co-workers food, you fat such and such, just knock if off and buy your own.

    Dear foot, I know that you were recently in a walking cast but,if you could stop going numb on me while i'm doing my work out and then feeling numb later on in the day that would be very nice of you. Thanks!

    Signed the overworked numb footed girl. :)
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  • graysquirrelgraysquirrel member
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    edited December 2011
    Dear Christmas Spirit,
    We have not had much contact this season and I'm feeling rather sad about that. Could you please give me a big ole dose of excited tummy and holiday cheer like old times? I've been too stressed about work and wedding plans and I think that you and I could use a little alone time.

    Sincerely,
    Unwilling to be Scrooge
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  • edited December 2011
    Dear my cute puppy Tory,

    I love you to pieces, and you have been learning great, but why oh why is it so hard for you to learn to HEEL? You are 40 lbs now and soon will be much bigger. If you continue to pull on the leash, I will soon be falling all over the place. Why is the training collar not working for that? Stop being so darn excited when we walk!
    With love,

    Your tired & not so strong owner. :)
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