Any throat punching this week ladies?
I am throat punching the 20oz hot coffee that just spilled all over my desk, floor, chair, jeans, in my desk drawer, my work papers and my jacket.
Throat punch the "all natural lemongrass" Seventh Generation wipes I had to clean it all up with - the combo of coffee and those smells like soy sauce. I smell like a bowl of edamame right now. Awesome - we have a lunch meeting today, I love having coffee stains on my pants and smelling like soy sauce. YUCK
FI gets punched for not listening to me when I told him to check and see when his registration is due on his car - It was due in December and he just noticed last night. Hello late fees! Let's subtract another $400 from the wedding account - it WAS paid - not now.
Throat punch the bridal shower/bachelorette party. Nobody can decide and it is supposed to be in 3 weeks now. I have been called to go meet with everyone tomorrow about it (I shouldn't even be involved!!) So I have to drive 40 minutes to get there and be in the middle of everyone's ideas and arguements. This also means that *if* they come to an agreement, the earliest invites will go out will be Monday Feb 18th, people will get them Wednesday the 20th for a shower that is March 9th. That's 2 1/2 weeks - i expect about 5 out of the 15 that I put on the invite list to be able to make it on such short notice.
And a coworker gets throat punched for being annoying. I have never before thought an old lady was so irritating, but she is. 60 years old or not, she gets at least a jab to the throat! She knows why - and her snarky little smile when she pisses me off does not go unnoticed!
There are more throats to punch, but those are the big ones for today.
| 65 Have their dancing shoes ready!
| 35 Don't wanna dance.
| 10 Must still be looking for their dancing shoes!
RSVP Deadline: February 28th