Why must you insist on leaving your house tomorrow at 5am? You'll get here at 9am and no one will be home until 3pm. Ohh yes, traffic, you don't want to hit that so how about you leave your house at 10am? That way you don't have to be alone in my house for 6 hours. Even better, leaving on Thursday at 8am or something!!
Thanks,
FDIL
P.S. Please leave your coffee pot at home. I like my one cup at a time coffee maker just fine and you never drink an entire pot anyways.
Ohh and thanks for making FI buy a $65 ham. That's pretty much our grocery bill for an entire week so you know what we'll be eating until Christmas!