I have lost my mind and am auctioning off my dress. Check it out! This is NOT a chinese knock off, it was a sample at a bridal store. I no longer love her. It is time to end our relationship. It's time for me to seek a therapist who deals with people who list a $1700 dress on Ebay for a penny 
You could end up with the deal of a lifetime ladies!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200674769962