I'm watching the webcast of our school board meeting tonight, the final meeting before thousands of jobs are eliminated (and some sports programs).
Lady gets up
Let me tell you some facts about lacrosse
Fact: Girls who play lacrosse won't ever do drugs
Fact: Girls who play lacrosse will get better grades
Fact: Girls who play lacrosse get better social skills
Fact: Lacrosse prevents breast cancer and other cancers
waitafuckingminute...lacrosse prevents cancer? Well shitt...