Good morning.

midgetthemighty

Ha thanks y'all. I'm there Rachers!

eorea

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[QUOTE]I'm both amazed and terrified by your MIL stories, Special.
Posted by dumdumfroggie[/QUOTE]

<div>I am too. That woman is seriously crazy. I can't believe her. </div>

specialk84

Yeah, she got married thirteen days later. I thought it was ridiculous.

Besides, all the little girls thought it was fun to try to catch bouquet. That was adorable.

After MIL caught it, my photographers gave her a look that clearly said, "You're an asshole." She then thrust the bouquet at my MOH, and claimed she never touched it.

midgetthemighty

In short, when we got back to my FILs house that night, I was saying how much fun it would be to make love drunk. We're waiting. Apparently I'm a horny drunk.

eorea

Special, I think your MIL is the only person who could beat my MIL in the crazy department. I can relate to all of your talk about her but I definitely think your MIL is way worse. I'm sorry you have to deal with her. 

Midge, that made me laugh. I bet drunk Midge is a lot of fun. 

specialk84

For your amusement, another MIL story.

Recently, one of the local public library systems served her with a restraining order. She was caught stealing magazines and was banned from library property. Apparently, the phrase, "You're banned from library property" didn't make sense to her, so she kept showing up argue with the library staff.

Local police paid a visit to her house.

musicalsunlight

Stealing magazines from a library? Wow. That is just... sad.

dumdumfroggie

Yes, the word "banned" leaves a lot to interpretation

eorea

Wow! Stealing from the library... Classy!

specialk84

She's ridiculous.

LDYGTR13

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[QUOTE]In short, when we got back to my FILs house that night, I was saying how much fun it would be to <strong>make love drunk.</strong> We're waiting. Apparently I'm a horny drunk.
Posted by midgetthemighty[/QUOTE]
When you're drunk, it's mainly really awkward and "make love" would not be the best term. The correct term would be "fucking" at that point. And "make love" makes me squicky.<div>
</div><div>MORNING!</div>

specialk84

I would like to hear stories from Midge's HM. I bet her H will have a giant smile permanently plastered on his face.

sleblanc72

Midge I love that bouquet toss photo!

Special every time I read a story you tell about your MIL I just want to give you a giant hug for putting up with so much crap from her.  I totally agree with Rach that she sounds straight out of a drama.

aleighk1

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good morning. : When you're drunk, it's mainly really awkward and "make love" would not be the best term. The correct term would be "fucking" at that point. And "make love" makes me squicky. MORNING!
Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]

<div>I'd have to agree with you. We've made a pact to not have sex while drunk anymore.</div>

sparent2010

Meh having sex while drunk is fun but it has to be like buzzy drunk not black out drunk...

midgetthemighty

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[QUOTE]I would like to hear stories from Midge's HM. I bet her H will have a giant smile permanently plastered on his face. ;)
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

Haha. :) Probably.

LDY, you're probably right but those are the words that FI told me I said. I forgot to mention that I don't remember any of that.