I am going to kill my son. UPDATE

kmmssg

I stupidly left my facebook open on the computer this morning.  DS found it.  He made the unfortunate decision to change my profile pic to the Wicked Witch and it said "I'm melting."

I found it.  As I screamed from the top of the basement stairs to get up here and fix it, I could hear his Xbox live buddies from Canada just roaring.  And yes, I am a notch above being FB illeratate, just started using it.  I now know how to fix my own pic.

My revenge?  That ding dong leaves his FB set to "keep me logged in" so it goes straight to his unless I sign him out.  Right after schools starts tomorrow his profile pic will be Cindy Lou Who.

That kid doesn't know who he is messing with.

UPDATE:  Oh, I got him.  Good.  Unfortunately, I didn't get to see it because he was just leaving school and someone sent him a text asking about his facebook.  A girl.  Yesssss.

He called, people were laughing in the background and he basically said that even though it was a pretty good attempt, he will retaliate much better.  Not if I don't leave my facebook open he won't......

Justin Bieber and My Little Pony.  If only I had the Team Edward suggestion earlier it would have been a coup.

freebread03

Even better, change it to Justin Bieber and make his interest say "anything Bieber, I've got the fever!"  I think any boy under the age of 30 would be mortified!

kmmssg

That is so much better!  Thanks.

HandBanana

Don't forget to change his gender, preference, looking.for, and throw some Barney quotes in. My brother lived in a frat house and they would have a field day when someone left their Facebook logged in.

willywally5

Bahaahsahhaahhhahh. 

I love it. 

Jessie42613

In Response to Re:I am going to kill my son.:[QUOTE]Yes, because doing the exact same thing as your son is really showing him nbsp;how to act like a mature adult.Or not. Posted by cfaszews25[/QUOTE]

Get a sense of humor, lady.

[Deleted User]

Turnabout is fair play!  I think you have some great options!

kmmssg

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_i-am-going-to-kill-my-son?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:0f7a505a-8b7e-45e4-921d-a58b26121ae4Post:026deb22-33de-44fc-94b6-e888ab2a6c23">Re: I am going to kill my son.</a>:
[QUOTE]Yes, because doing the exact same thing as your son is really showing him  how to act like a mature adult. Or not.
Posted by cfaszews25[/QUOTE]

<div>He pulled a joke on me and I am pulling a joke on him.  This isn't about life lessons in maturity, it is about a sense of humor that is well developed in this house.  Chill.</div>

s-aries8990

I'd just ignore the suggestion regarding his gender preferences (I don't think a mom telling the world her son is "gay" is funny ), but the rest is totally fair game! Just be sure to log-out from now on, or an all out war may ensue... Unless, that's what you're going for!

cwaggoner07

A subtle prank I LOVE is to not do anything obvious, but change the settings so that only he sees his statuses, an no one else does. So he will be posting statuses, and no one 'likes' tham, and no one comments on them.
And they think they are friendless.

TheVirginians

Hurry up before you lose the opportunity!

kmmssg

I noticed the FB post you are talking about scribe.  The only thing I am going to do is change is profile pic to Justin Bieber and make his big pic (whatever you call that one) My Little Pony.  Just waiting for his lunch to be over because I know he can't touch his phone in the afternoon.

He is on the Quiz Bowl Team and, much to his moritification, answered a My Little Pony question that was asked during the tournament.  He knew the answer because some of his FB friends are MLP fanatics.  His coach, the judge, and the rest team sat their with their jaws dropped that my great big 6'4" son knew the answer.

I can promise you we will both be logging out completely each time after this!!

Fancypantsamy

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_i-am-going-to-kill-my-son?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:0f7a505a-8b7e-45e4-921d-a58b26121ae4Post:eab9ee5e-c21b-4b0d-9b48-8be941e19c23">Re: I am going to kill my son.</a>:
[QUOTE]I noticed the FB post you are talking about scribe.  The only thing I am going to do is change is profile pic to Justin Bieber and make his big pic (whatever you call that one) My Little Pony.  Just waiting for his lunch to be over because I know he can't touch his phone in the afternoon. He is on the Quiz Bowl Team and, much to his moritification, answered a My Little Pony question that was asked during the tournament.  He knew the answer because some of his FB friends are MLP fanatics.  His coach, the judge, and the rest team sat their with their jaws dropped that my great big 6'4" son knew the answer. I can promise you we will both be logging out completely each time after this!!
Posted by kmmssg[/QUOTE]

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</div><div>Why not leave his profile picture alone, but change a bunch of his favorites - tuck classics like "The Notebook" and "A Walk To Remember" into his favorite movies, things like that. Maybe re write his about me to mention that any girl who wants to win his heart should prove that she can make a mean prune smoothie. It will take him longer to notice those things. </div>