So there is this guy in my office that everyone likes. I don't really care for the guy, plus he always makes this hacking/choking sound like every 5 minutes. Its super annoying and everyone else seems to ignore it.I am super annoyed with him, everytime i'm on the phone with a client he is hacking, its weird, he seems perfectly healthy to me. Next time he does it, should i offer to get him a glass of water? I know i'm just a super irritable person by nature, but WWYD?(I know this is stupid, but i'm bored at work!)
"does this sweater make me look fat?" "no, the fact that your fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple".