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That's what you get mom!

First of all, my dad plays santa clause. He's really into it and has his own suit and everything. My mom is OBSESSED with watching America's Most Wanted. She's so anxious to know someone one there and turn them in. I call her a narc for it (kidding around). They are traveling right now. They are currently in the area of W.Virginia, Virginia and will be back in KY tomorrow. The man featured tonight is from KY. He is known to be traveling these states. He is armed. My dad has a conceal to carry and he took it with him on this trip.This is my dad:[IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/262s5eq.jpg[/IMG]This is the wanted man:[IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/2w5isrc.jpg[/IMG]I told my mom I kinda hope they get stopped. They would be totally fine, he can prove who he is. But I figure she would get what she deserves for being so gung ho to catch someone!
"In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs

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    Um...part of that was missing. This is the wanted man[IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/2w5isrc.jpg[/IMG]
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    Hahaha. That is fantastic. It's always great when dangerous criminals look like Santa.
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    I'm sorry, Santa, you're going to have to come with us...
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    Your dad looks JUST LIKE SANTA!!! santa would never carry a deadly weapon though.
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    My dad is kind of a scary man when he's not in that suit! 6'4, heavy man and a former Marine drill sgt. Yeah, I never misbehaved as a teenager.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    Ahhhh your dad is a criminal Santa!
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    I really want to meet your dad.
    Leo says hi. He's...special.
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    Did your dad ever do the mall thing? Not even kidding, he looks better then ALL of the ones I have seen around here!
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    He did do the mall thing and got 'let go' from it. He isn't always the most tactful man alive. When grandmothers (it was always the grandmothers) would try to push a screaming, terrified child in his lap, and then get mad at both of them because the child wasn't cooperating (i.e., terrified of the giant strange man that they were being forced upon), my dad would say something. He got kicked on and spit on by the scared kids and he wasn't all about trying to traumatize them for a picture for grandma.He does private parties now. The absolute coolest thing he does now is, people will hire him to 'sneak' into their house on Christmas eve to put the presents under the tree. The parents will wake up with kids and let them 'catch' santa doing it. So cool.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    [IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/miah.jpg[/IMG]I'm enjoying this wayyy too much.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    Awww, I kind of love the idea of waking up as a kid and watching santa put your presents under the tree!
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    A pic of him and the criminal should be the next Christmas card!!!
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