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Thanks Noodle.

Needy McNeedsalot Noodle called me a few minutes ago, bored at a slot machine. He's in Vegas on a business trip. He told me that he had a deja vu moment today at the job site, and that he'd had a dream a few months ago that he was at that job site, doing exactly what he was doing today, and then he was in a plane crash and he died. Like it was no big deal. It's his first time at the job site finished, so he'd never seen what he saw today before. And he's supposed to fly back home tomorrow. In rain/snow conditions. And now I'm freaking the f*ck out.
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If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat. image

Re: Thanks Noodle.

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    I'm not gunna lie...that would creep me the heck out too.
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    He needs to keep that kinda crap to himself until after the fact next time. He needs a dejavu filter.
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    That's really effed.  Not cool Noodle. Not cool.
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    Bad, bad noodle.
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    Plus, he's flying in at midnight. So night flying. Yeah. That's great. I'm two seconds away from having an anxiety attack and we're out of f*cking booze. NOT COOL.
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    If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat. image

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    Noodle sleeps on the couch for a week.
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    When he gets home, give him a big, tight hug, then punch him in the junk
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