My knees are floorburnt

AmoroAgain

They're all scratched up and stuff.But not from what you think.  I was crawling around on the floor pinning my table runners, since there are no tables in my house. Got any weird body problems that sound dirty but... aren't?

Mrs_AF

I have a huge bruise on my inner thigh from spin class.

mandysmear

Well the other day I wore a scarf for fashion purposes but my GM decided to think that I had a hickey.  I told him I didn't but he didn't believe me.   I didn't care to prove it to him.

sarabellam

A likely story, Amoro. My arse hurts, but it's bone pain, not taking it in the pooper pain.

maggyruth

I have bruises on my back and legs from going down a tube slide...someone decided to make that sound dirty. No, really...it a big tube that you slide down.  Like on a plastic sled.

Sooles

i have bruises all over my knees. from falling around my apartment saturday night after boozing up with the girls.

kate51485

I have a birthmark on my neck that looks exactly like a hickey.  I've gotten questions about it my entire life.  Including when I was way too young to even have a hickey.

cbvcru67

My tailbone is aching something terrible and I am walking around like I have a stick in my B.   I rode 40 some miles yesterday after a few weeks off and my body is getting back at me today!

cbvcru67

Bicycled, by the way.  That wasn't super clear!