What's the worst thing you've ever done to an ex?

goheels05

I stole this topic from the Nest.[url]http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/4110123/ShowForum.aspx[/url]Most of you are pretty good at hiding the crazy most of the time, so surprise me.

georgia_bride09

I don't have that kind of crazy in me, but in HS, a girl I knew got back at her ex for cheating by pouring either sardine or tuna juice (I don't remember) into her ex's truck's air vents one night, so when he got in the car the next day (and every day thereafter) it smelled like fish. She also put a rainbow sticker on his bumper, but that was a separate occasion, I believe.

anna.oskar

Convinced the fight promoter that my ex wanted to fight semi-pro instead of amateur.  They placed him against me.  Not only did I beat the living shits out of him, but I got paid to do it and it was 100% legal.

SwedishChick2011

Anna - FTW!

tidetravel

I ran over my ex with my car. Well, technically it was his foot.  And it wasn't my fault.  I went by after work to get my things, and he followed me into the parking lot to pick a fight.  I told him multiple times to step away from the car because I was leaving.  He didn't do it.  So, I stepped on the gas.  Next thing I heard; THUMP-THUMP.  FWIW - I stopped and offered to take him to the hospital.

Nebb

I rarely did hurtful things to the guys I dated, i was an avoider and would just start cheating if I knew the relationship was going south. My ex in highschool broke up with me and I started sleeping with one of his good friends, which made him SO incredibly angry. Totally worth it at the time. I honestly cant think of anything wose than that. Oh haha other than my other ex who was really into harry potter, like I was. I finished the 6th book really quick and called him up and told him the ending before he could hang up. He didnt talk to me for a while after that. Sounds lame but it pretty much ruined the book for him.

shagadelk7

There's a radio station I listen to every morning in the Boston area. Each morning they have a phone poll question. This was the question last week. People were calling in with the most attrocious stories ever.

eastunder1

Had a two month affair with a friend while he lived on the other side of the country. 

Nik1202

I've done something crazy to almost all of my ex's and for good reason...however most weren't really that legal so I'm pleading the 5th on this one.

goheels05

When my college boyfriend found out that his previous girlfriend was cheating on him, he had sex with her, threw a condom in her face, and pissed in her floor.Why I continued to date him after that story, I may never know. 

jfgrad06

Heels FTW?!

Brie2010

His dad died.  We were still "friends," meaning I was still in love with him/not over the relationship.  I told him he could count on me as a friend during such a hard time, and then I purposely stopped answering his calls and e-mails.  I wanted to hurt him as bad as he hurt me, so I guess I just waited for a good opportunity to kick him in the balls and leave.I also had a brief string of one-night conquests in which I purposely leaked the gory details of the guy's performance to the law school rumor mill--peen size, ability, endurance, etc. 

rhodesign

Never had any ex-drama, but I couldn't stand my dad's girlfriend when I was in 7th grade (he later married her, without my knowledge, and they're still technically married even though they have been separated for 10 years, but that's another story...)She was the kind of wench who would try to pry my dad and I apart. She would tell him all the time that he spoiled me and 'did too much' for me because he'd give me money for things like church retreats and school supplies. Well, I found some clothes of hers at his house, so I accidentally-on-purpose spilled nail polish all over them. I also poked holes in their condoms so they'd fall apart. Thinking back that wasn't a good idea, but I had no idea at the time the real possible ramifications of destroying condoms that could potentially be used. Thank gawd she had her tubes tied or I'd have a demon-sibling...

arbolita

Nothing that I can think of, tbh - I ended on fairly good terms with most of my exes.

alixzafiris

To him? Nothing. But I clocked his best friend in the face at the mall when he saw me and yelled "s!ut" across the food court. I think that's the only time I've really ever snapped on anyone.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

FWIW - I stopped and offered to take him to the hospital.DED!Did he accept?

goheels05

Heels FTW?!Meh, Heels' ex FTW.  I'm really trying hard to think of something I've done; I was quite a drama queen in HS and college so there's got to be something . . . In response to the Nest thread, I said that I told a guy's next girlfriend that he had herpes.  I wasn't doing it to get revenge, I honestly thought she should know, and no, he hadn't told her, and yes, they were having sex.  It still probably wasn't my place to say anything.

Soon-to-be Mrs. Vogt

He let his provisional teaching license expire about a week before we split because he didn't want to pay for the permanent one, and he knew his principal wasn't up on making sure everyone was licensed (small charter school).I called the principal and let him know that at least one of his teachers didn't have a current license. Ex ended up getting fired and having to move in with his parents because he couldn't afford the rent to our apartment.Whoops.

ecsmiles

After I found out my ex was cheating on me I took all of his clothes that were in a few boxes in storage unit at my apt, and gave them to goodwill.  He was in between apartments at the time and needed a place to put them.  Little did he know...

banana468

When I found out that my d-bag ex was cheating on me with several friends and had been for over a year, I sent an IM to the sister of one of the guilty friends.   Sister was much younger and idolized the ho-bag...and I told her that the ho-bag was sleeping with my ex and had been for the past year.

louisvillebride21

Um...I broke up with my long term boyfriend because FI and I went out as what was supposed to be friends and turned into more, emotionally. After that night, we knew things were finally starting between us (after almost 4 years of me being in love with him). I was with FI that Sunday, broke up with my boyfriend on Wed and was back with FI on Friday. Whoops. Never physically cheated though, and once I knew it was ready to turn into something more, I did break things off. I still feel bad though, because he really was a good boyfriend and he didn't do anything to deserve it.

Bubbalub

I've been pretty good about not being directly vengeful but one of my girlfriends swirled her ex's hairbrush in the toilet and didn't tell him. Another took vengeance on a girl her ex cheated with and made flyers with her (the cheating girl's) picture on them. They said she was a know carrier of several STD's and that anyone who had had sexual contact with her should get tested asap. She then posted them in all the bathroom stalls at the Ren Faire where she, the ex and the cheating girl all worked.

tdmd09

I was engaged to my ex and I broke it off, so I gave the ring back. He put it in the drawer of our end table (which was full of misc. junk).To make a long story short he did something after we broke up that really ticked me off, so one day when he was out of town and I was over at his apt feeding the cat, I took the ring back.I kept it for a while, not sure what to do with it. Last year when they started all the "sell your gold for cash" stuff I sold the ring and used the money to help pay for my wedding. Thanks, ex!

jfgrad06

I angrily sped off leaving after a fight, and flung gravel at his vintage '68 el camino. No serious damage, but I felt bad about it later.

BarefootContessa

I have always split amicably with my exes. However, a friend of mine moved all of her stuff out of the house after finding out her bf of 6 years had been cheating on her for 2 (He traveled a lot and his other gf lived in another state.) She drove past the grocery store on her last trip to pick up stuff at home. She stopped, purchased the old discounted fish at the deli, drove back to the house and shoved fish far into several of the vents--and never looked back. Apparently the guy is really hung up on her *still* and its been 3 years.

BecW2be

I busted my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend in HS. I ripped his quicksilver jacket into shreds and then got it wet in the fountain in my front yard and then rolled it in my kitty litter disposal the night he sent friends to pick it up, then rode by my house playing "I Used to Love Her but I Had to Kill Her". My BFF got the worse end of the deal. My other friend and I walked by her house one day after playing tennis, just as the concrete truck was leaving her house after pouring her pool. We snuck around back and bounced every single one of our tennis balls into the wet concrete then ran.

goheels05

LOL @ quicksilver jacket and "I used to love her but I had to kill her"

BecW2be

God bless the late 80s/early 90s! He actually found me on facebook a few months ago. I apologized for the jacket. LOL!

SarahSmile23

i'm loving this thread. man. i wish i had a good story!i wish steve's ex was on here. she did lots of crazy things she could share.

mavgirl_73

Well when I found out that my ex-H cheated on me with his classmate (grad school) I called up some friends, packed up my crap and left him with his clothes, one square of toilet paper, one cup, one plate, one fork and a note that said I wanted a divorce, best part is that his new white trash gf is the one who has to deal with him for the rest of her life! I'm pretty sure they are enjoying their long trip to mediocrity!

sarabellam

My ex-husband was never overly good with finances (as evidenced by the fact that he is currently unemployed and basically homeless (living with a buddy) since he quit his job in June). But I digress. Prior to going to court for the divorce, we were dividing up monetary assets. He didn't know which mutual fund was set up for the girls' college fund and which was set aside for retirement. We agreed to split the retirement fund and I would keep the entire college fund, since I was trying for full custody and he wasn't going to contest that. One fund was considerably larger than the other (by about $30K), but he agreed to take half of the smaller fund. Yeah, we split the college fund. I have long since replenished it, and only occasionally get these tiny little twinges of guilt over it. Then I remember the feeling of finding my former BFF's underwear in my dresser drawers, and the guilt goes away quickly.