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lpstl

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[Deleted User]

One of my coworkers in STL just told me that she has to go to a wedding this weekend and the invitations said "costume strongly encouraged". I laughed and thought of all of you. She asked me what she should do, so I stole Arbolita's (I think) idea of being a shadow and she loved it. Thanks P&E!

laurenclaire1386

My ironing board is in a cabinet in the wall in my pantry.  (Weird, I know)  I went to iron a shirt for FI the other day, and instead of grabbing the can of spray starch, I Pammed his Kenneth Cole french cuff shirt.  I found it ridiculously funny.  He did not.

wadingmoose

Facebook just informed me that my friend L was married to my friend P.Considering this happened more than 10 years ago and I saw it happen, I'm not surprised at this news.

calle28

I asked my husband to buy fabric softner and he asked if that was the stuff that made your clothes smell good. I thought it was pretty cute and funny. I told him it does more than that, but I don't think he believed me.

mandysmear

I just ripped this off facebook.  It's a comment on someone's status regarding the swine vaccine:So-and so: I Am still trying To decide. with all the side affects i dont want to but he my kids get sick with it i Am going to feel like a horribale mom for not doing it

sarabellam

How about a joke instead. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? ..............Gagged.

[Deleted User]

FB is driving me crazy with it's recommendations to reconnect with people. It makes me feel guilty and I know that if some random person from my past writes something equally random on my wall, it's just because they felt guilty too.

calle28

Guess Cinderalla and Prince Charming were doing more than dancing all night, huh? Ha.

kikibaby

mandy- Does she always Randomly capitolize Words in her status Updates?

mandysmear

I think maybe her phone made her do that.  At least I hope. Her status always has stupid spelling errors and sometimes they're TMI.  They're also very negative for the most part.

vallyhoo

A man saw a sign that read: NEED HELP? CALL JESUS 758-8941. He called and a man showed up at his door to mow his lawn.

danieliza1127

Okay valleyhoo, that actually made me laugh out loud.

lpstl

Lauren, your fi may not find it funny, but I think that's hilarious.FB friend suggest should be renamed "FB people you no longer talk to and have a good reason for it suggest".

vallyhoo

I try, Dani

Kati0105

My friend just saw a well-dressed man on a street corner with a sign reading "Need $1100 to pay for a class."  Only in LA.

kschwedic

One of our local news headlines today was a story about an unamed person who stole boxes of products from a local distribution center and ended up dumping them because it contained a buttload of Kotex and Poise products, as well as baby items.

lpstl

I did hear a pretty good story from a friend of mine the other day.He, his boyfriend, and their friend Justin all went to San Francisco for a long weekend. They go out clubbing one night, and Justin drinks his weight in long islands, they go back to the hotel and Justin decides to hang out in the hotel var. Everyone else goes to sleep.Around 5am my friend get a call from the hotel management asking him to come to the lobby to ID Justin. Somehow Justin had managed to get himself locked into a supply room closet on the 3rd floor. He attempted to crawl through the AC vents in the hopes of escaping, and lost his blackberry in the process (he said his did this because he hoped he's be too heavy and would fall through ... obviously not well through out, because if some guy fell through the ceiling in my hotel room I'd likely beat the crap out of him before asking questions). So, he ended up sleeping in the closet and was found by a maid the next morning.

ac_in_dc

Today I got my first "are you pregnant?" question from someone based solely on my appearance. It was from a homeless guy that I chat with who hangs out near my office. He chased me down when I went to get lunch to ask me. I can't believe that he was the first to notice. It's not that obvious yet, I wonder if he has magical powers or something...

ac_in_dc

Oh, and lpstl your story is ridiculous. It sounds like something one of my friends would do.

MissLeahM

My coworker just told me about a story.around valentines day a (male) friend & her were walking around the mall before they went to a funeral home and they were selling heart stickers for a heart fundraiser. Anywho, they were at the funeral home (for a wake) and she leans over to her friend and asks "do you still have your heart on" She doesn't pronounce her t's very well..

cmhershey

The other day H and I were driving with my parents for my brother's freshman showcase at school.  On the way there is a gigantic pothole.  My mom tells warns my dad to avoid it which he doesn't. (My mom drops off my brother at school some days)  Then my mom goes 'I usually try to straddle it.'  H then goes 'That's what she said.'  My poor parents were confused.  It was too funny.

missy68

hershey, shoulda made the "aww did I do that???" commercial sounds after.valley, I've had this post pulled up for an hour, and yours was the last one posted.  I was transcribing a statement, and everytime I looked up and saw your post, it made me giggle. Took twice as long.

[Deleted User]

I've got another one. One of my guy friends has an 8 year old son. The son had a friend over to play. The kid has some kind of game that comes with small magnetic things in it. The friend that came over somehow got two of the magnetic things stuck on either side of his nutsack. They spent several hours and a lot of butter get them off but to no avail. They had to call his mom and have him taken to the dr.

[Deleted User]

*** = nuutsack

SwedishChick2011

They bleep out nuutsack?  That's funny.

saschaduran

My husband got uncontrollable giggles at my Audrey Hepburn costume last night. For 2 reasons: 1. He said, Wow honey, you look so age appropriate. 2. He said for some reason it didnt even feel like a costume....it was just seemed totally normal for me to be wearing gloves, an evening dress and a huge tiara. He just kept looking at me and cracking up.