Finally time for pictures!

crfische

So, she said it wasn't attractive, but I disagree. Take a look at it's fine beauty:What to do with it you ask? i'm offended you HAVE to ask. You open beer CANS with it:You can open beer BOTTLES with it (notice with RIGHT hand):While SIMULTANEOUSLY opening the can with your LEFT hand:Know why? BECAUSE I GOT TWO OF EM! They also open green beans, for good measure:Teej, this seriously brightened up my Tuesday. Thank you! You're a sweetheart.

lpstl

I am in awe. TJ is officially the best gift giver on the planet.

ExpatPumpkin

That is AWESOME!!! Now I know what I want for Christmas

Mrs.B6302007

fish-tastic gift!!

temerityjane

HOORAY! Awesome pictures!Do they really work?

laurenclaire1386

I saw one of those a while back.  And didn't buy it.  Now I'm having serious regrets about that.

FutureMrsDudley55

Haha that is awesome!

J&K10910

Fabulous!  I love the curious kitty in the background too.

thesuninherhead

Are you biatches already busy exchanging gifts? PS: That's a nice functional e-ring!

thesuninherhead

and pps: your cat looks like my cat. Post more pictures!

crfische

Of course it works! Would you buy me shiit? EXACLTY. IT WORKS. It's going with me everywhere from now on. Both of 'em.

[Deleted User]

Sweet! I want a gift.

temerityjane

I think you should put one in your purse. I keep kiddy chopstick helper thingers in MY purse. Same thing, right?That is so awesome that they work. You got the functional gift. Did you see arbolita's purely decorative gift?I hope you two are not too jealous of each other.Also, I can wait until my next project payment comes through so I can do another contest.

crfische

I SAW THE INFLATABLE TOAST!! HOw big IS said toast?

mwhitson14

That's just too much awesomeness.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

I wish I was as good at gift-giving as TJ!And I wish I had known about this before going e-ring shopping!

temerityjane

thesuninherhead - crfishe and arbolita got prizes in the mail from me today because a week or two ago, they won some games I did. lpstl won the first game I ever did, and she posted her dog-shaped corn holders a few weeks back.

[Deleted User]

This bottle opener is way better than the ones that are on the bottom of shoes. Those gross me out.

julezlee

Holy sweet Jesus those are fantastic. And way better than the butt cushion I guessed.

crfische

YEah! Or on the belt buckles next to the peen. Those always weirded me out, too.

RachNRich

DAMNNIT TEEJ!! How the hell do I get in on this gift-giving bonanza?

temerityjane

You need to WIN.WIN.Because do you know what second place is?First loser, that's what.

kate51485

Fischy, I love your cat, your prize, and the gleam coming off your e-ring!

crfische

Thanks! My kitteh is super awesome! So is my bottle opener! And so are my wedding rings!  

scoetto

Your kitteh looks like my kitteh Otto. They're long lost siblings.

bbyckes

This is great! Teej is a sweetheart!

temerityjane

You guys are totally ruining my badass rep.

tbh33

Oh Fishy I'm jealous of your awesome gift! At a hotel, one of the workers had one of these, and it just amazed me.  I never would have thought it was a bottle opener until he actally opened a beer bottle for me with it.TJ you are awesome at thinking of gift ideas.  I wish I would have been able to participate in the games so I could have gotten such an awesome gift.