**Fishy-case solved**

missy68

It's a full moon.  I saw it driving home.That is all.

crfische

YES MAM! I think it was FULL full two days ago. This explains so much.

[Deleted User]

Missy, you're like Magnum PI but without the sweet stache.

missy68

Cew, funny you should say that.There was another person at the party Saturday in green face paint. She was dressed as a "jalapeno on a stick." A guy came up to me (see Meg's PIP post if you haven't seen the FB photo yet) and said, "did you shave your mustache?" I looked at him, horrified, and removed the witches' hat from my knee, exposing my leg in black tights and stiletto heel. The party host was standing there, and said, "DUDE - she's ALL girl - look at the LEGS!" and put his hand on my leg. I said - "umm - I'm the Wicked Witch, not the jalapeno; Dean, have you seen my husband???"Heheheh......

[Deleted User]

He thought you were a man? No way.

missy68

Well, I don't think so; because the jalepeno on a stick was female, but I DEFINITELY didn't have a mustache, and the only thing in common between our costumes was the green facepaint.She had on a mustache and goatee, a burlap-y looking brown hooded cape (hood up), a serape over her shoulder and a stick hanging from her neck. Didn't know she was a "she" til she spoke.  I had on a LONG shiny black wig, black dress, a black cape (hood down) black tights, black stilettos, red lipstick, and false eyelashes. I was definitely a female, even though Dean had on as much makeup as I did. And fake boobs.

[Deleted User]

Ah. Okay. I wasn't understanding.

missy68

Of course jalapeno on a stick DID look like a man, until she spoke. Of course, this guy was running around earlier looking for "the hot chick dressed like Robin" who turned out to be the party hostess' 14-15 year old daughter.  Later on, another Robin showed up. A gay man. That was even funnier. The kilt costume had a giant dong hanging from underneath it. It was gwoss - to quote Andy. Funny, but gwoss.