"Other" Forms of Birth Control...

ExpatPumpkin

My BIL just emailed me the entrance and tuition fees for a private school here... I responded that his email was a highly effective form of birth control Any forms of "other" birth control that occur to you?

Pirata13

Pretty much any child/children in any public place. And going to any home that has kids. Too much stuff everywhere.

Brie2010

Going to a grocery store or toy store on a Saturday.  Ick.

bbyckes

Day care, summer camps, amusement park prices, extra curricular activities, etc. etc.  It goes on and on.

duckie1905

honestly, children in grocery stores (or any store) is the best.

Nebb

the prospect of having a constant reel of toopie and binoo, dora the explorer, etc etc playing on my television. snot, poo, dodging pee, vomit.

SwedishChick2011

Screaming toddlers at a store are a very effective form of birth control.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

In the US - the cost of the "family" plan for health insurance vs. an individual.Pretty much the cost of anything kid-related, actually.

jinxed8605

my 8 year old brother...

Night_Sprite

Screaming children in public.Fi and I went to a wedding for one of his coworkers a few weeks ago.  These kids were terrors.  One kid was feeding a young toddler chocolate from the favor boxes.  There were kids crawling (I'd say up to age 8) on the dance floor during the first dances whose parents were MIA.  The personal attendant and I ended up both having to remove children from the dance floor.  I hate badly parented children. 

aMrsin09

Being in the room while my 18 month old neice was having her diaper changed.Hearing the child screech "MOMMY,MOMMY,MOMMY" at the top of his lungs for 5 minutes straight in Target.

janedoe1113a

Hearing people's birth stories.

SwedishChick2011

Our new dog takes a lot of our time right now, which makes me quake in fear at how much time a baby would take.  This is also another form of birth control. 

mwhitson14

snot, poo, dodging pee, vomit.^^

squirrly

The fact that my wedding dress fits perfectly without alterations.

arbolita

Birth Stories from TheNest

laurenclaire1386

The thought of actually being pregnant (barfing every morning for a few months, getting fat, and other weird gross stuff I don't even know about happening to my body) is enough to make me remember to swallow that pill at precisely the same time every single day.

Piper_62

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cengle

Sitting next to a 2 year old at a wedding this past Saturday, who talked very loudly and ran around throughout the entire ceremony.FI was so annoyed--I think if a kid does that at our wedding and their parents don't take them out, he's going to have something to say about it.

Puja20

I agree with the Birth Stories that is enough for me.Plus trying to go out to eat with my friend and her kids.  Total nightmare.  Which is why she usually prefers McDonalds

LarissaAnn

Borders Bookstore when they're having a birthday party.

DanielleH910

A few of my friends are either pregnant or have had children, and just reading the facebook statuses with the complaints every single day is enough birth control for me.They're either extremeley tired, still sore from giving birth, or getting sick every morning.I personally wouldn't post this stuff on facebook to begin with but whatever.

temerityjane

Disneyland.

MeaghanandMichael

When I stumble in drunk at 3am...

Pirata13

Piper, that's awesome.

bbyckes

Chuck E Cheese.

MeaghanandMichael

Yeah, Lindsay, making fun of an autistic child for something they can not help is pretty low. I understand they are a huge handful (H's brother is autistic) but not something to giggle about.

MissLeahM

Ikea

Nebb

I coulnt agree more missleah, ikea is the WORST. Apparnetly the bubble room is visable only to people without children, because it doesnt seem like it gets used often.

Nik1202

I actually didnt' have any pregnancy issues. I didn't have morning sickness, and only gained 20 lbs which I lost in 4 months.

mwhitson14

I hope this doesnt offend anyone butIf you have to precede a sentence with this, it's usually best to keep your fuucking mouth shut.