Oh. My. God.

WildRumpus

FMIL has been here since yesterday. She'll be here until Friday morning. I'm ready to throw myself off the balcony. Seriously...she has not shut up since she's been here....GAH!

ricksang

Hahaha. I hate people like that. I usually tune them out quickly.

WildRumpus

I know this makes me sound like a huge beebee, but there's just something about this woman that brings out the absolute worst in me. I turn into this huge passive aggressive bitch. Imagine Ray's mom from Everybody Loves Raymond x 10,  only add in super religious and take out any sort of funny.

SarahnVinny

Its times like these I'm grateful that Ill never have a mil.

WildRumpus

And now she's playing Wii for the first time using my Mii character and messin' up all my scores. Hmphf

SwedishChick2011

I'd be making up all kinds of excuses to stay out of the house.  Maybe you have to work late, or study at the library if you're in school, or run errands that are insanely long.  Or you could say you have a really bad headache and go to bed early.  Or you could tell her to STFU, although that usually doesn't go over well.

ggmae

MIL will be here Saturday - Monday (w/ SIL.) Last time she visited, she told me all of the things that she would have changed about our wedding day (i.e. things we should have done differently.) I didn't appreciate that very much.

WildRumpus

Gretchen, she knows that Rick and I have been together for almost 6 years. We live together, we sleep in the same bed...and she thinks we don't have sex. I swear to you. She's already asked Rick's brother (not Rick or I) if we're sleeping together.

WildRumpus

She's made me nuts since FI and I started dating in high school...she moved to Oregon in May, so I've had a 7 month break from her

BecW2be

Jill, I think you know what you have to do. Tonight is time for some loud, raucous sexy time with FI. Shake the damn walls for a bit, and she'll be packed and out tomorrow morning.