Even raunchier poll. I'm bored.

tlv204

To complete my earlier poll...

Edit: Choose the option that you do most often I think. I realize you can do more than one depending on the occasion, but for the purposes of this poll pick your favorite.

lauralaur

"That" doesn't 100% do it for him. So #4 is the best way to finish.

RachNRich

I try to back away before I have to choose between spit or swallow. I gag easily.

tlv204

I'm going to get brought up in FFF this week for being too TMI/raunchy/Breaks-style/you-don't-want-to-know-about-my-sex-life aren't I?

nda_roxybabe

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[QUOTE]I'm going to get brought up in FFF this week for being too TMI/raunchy/Breaks-style/you-don't-want-to-know-about-my-sex-life aren't I?
Posted by tlv204[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't think so but you are always the one brave enough to ask all the sex questions. Not saying thats a bad thing, they can be interesting.

SarahPLiz

#4 in lieu of puking.. very sensitive gag reflex. If not #4, then #1.. for same reason.

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]I'm going to get brought up in FFF this week for being too TMI/raunchy/Breaks-style/you-don't-want-to-know-about-my-sex-life aren't I?
Posted by tlv204[/QUOTE]

I don't know that there are enough people on tonight and able to read the boards between errors for anyone to really notice.

anna.oskar

I voted "other" since I don't do a windy occupation

tlv204

I guess I figured at least it's anonymous if you want it to be, so no one has to include details if they want to. I doubt that makes it better but I'm trying not to get too graphic, I'm just curious I guess. Plus half of my friends refuse to discuss sex with me because they see Bryan as a brother-figure and get grossed out

pooh8402

ditto the discussing sex life with random internet people. however, other than this post and anonymous polls, I won't even do that in case he happens to look over and see what I'm typing. he will be PISSED OFF if he thought I was discussing that.

apple_green

I have NEVER swallowed, and I don't think I ever could! I tried to... spit/swallow with my ex once, and my reaction was NOT sexy. Every other time in my life, it's #4 or #3 if it's my time of month. Ohh man TMI!

mocha beans

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[QUOTE]I'd rather discuss sex with "random internet people" than my real friends anyway. For some reason any detail about their sex life is just gross for me to listen to.
Posted by lovethebeach16[/QUOTE]

Ditto this.  I don't want to know about my friends' sex habits, that just creeps me out.  Random strangers, meh, not so much.

mwhitson14

I gag way too easily to even think about getting that any where near my mouth.

Nebb

I voted let him finish, becuase normally he bats me out of the way right before it goes, last time I did it though he figured I knew and I ended up having to swallow. Considering I didnt realize until right after I guess its not that bad.

Is that tmi? I think i overshared.

katiewhompus

Lol Nebb, that made me laugh for some reason.

tlv204

I think oversharing is encouraged in this type of post.

ricksang

My H doesn't like bjs so I don't have to do them yay! He is a giver not a reciever.

beatlesgirl25

tlv, thank you for being brave enough to ask these questions. And now I'm totally going to jump on the delicate sex question thread and ask something else, since we're all here anyway...

Has anyone ever had their nail polish whiten as the result of an HJ? I mean like, it doesn't scratch or rub off, it literally "bleaches" the polish? This has been driving me nuts, and I can't find anything about it online. It seems to happen only when I'm wearing a lighter nail polish, even though I use the same topcoat for any shade, and it doesn't happen every time. So I don't know if it's the KY, his stuff, or a weird combo of both.

Sorry, I feel like this is way TMI now that I've typed it out, so let me know and I can edit it. Just thought you ladies might have an idea wtf is going on with this.

tlv, thanks and sorry for the momentary threadjack. I don't have the balls to make a new thread about it.

tlv204

Beatles: I haven't experienced that, but I also didn't realize until now that I don't think I've ever given an HJ all the way to "completion," it always leads to something else

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]Beatles: I haven't experienced that, but I also didn't realize until now that I don't think I've ever given an HJ all the way to "completion," it always leads to something else :)
Posted by tlv204[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's usually a completion thing for other stuff, like if it's been forever and ever and people are exhausted. ;)

alixzafiris

So I have a question here, because I'm honestly curious.

For those who erm... spit. How does that work? I mean, do you just up and book it to the bathroom immediately after said dude erm... blows his load? I honestly want to know the logistics of this if anyone feels like sharing, or even guessing...

Nebb

Good question alix, I would think holding it in your mouth before you spit, would be worse than swallowing it. Do you spit it on him? In a towel?

tlv204

Ha alix I wonder the same thing and ditto Nebb. I would think it would be worse actually.

alixzafiris

See? I just don't get it. I mean, I don't spit so I'm baffled (sorry if that was TMI) as to what you do with your, er... mouthful. I honestly want to know.

apple_green

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[QUOTE]See? I just don't get it. I mean, I don't spit so I'm baffled (sorry if that was TMI) as to what you do with your, er... mouthful. I honestly want to know.
Posted by alixzafiris[/QUOTE]

That one horrid time, I spit into a towel. Blech

alixzafiris

Huh. Interesting. 'Cept you'd have to wash that towel like, ASAP.

agk0125

It depends on the mood. Sometimes we use it as foreplay, sometimes it's just the one activity and we're done, but I can safely say I never spit.

beatlesgirl25

I would think a trashcan next to the bed or a quick few steps to the bathroom would do it. Or just open the car door and spit on the ground. Easy peasy.

agk0125

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[QUOTE]Or just open the car door and spit on the ground. Easy peasy.
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

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beatlesgirl25

agk, I threw that last one in for fun.

Edit: Also, excellent contextual use of an emoticon. Haha, I'm 12.

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]Ha alix I wonder the same thing and ditto Nebb. I would think it would be worse actually.
Posted by tlv204[/QUOTE]

For those of us with really sensitive gag reflexes, there is no choice to swallow. For me, its more like a dry heave kind of reaction. Not very sexy, i know, but at that point he doesn't really notice what I'm doing..