Have any funny/::face palm:: FB updates?

louisvillebride21 · May 2011

This is a link someone liked:

www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2F5797709%2Finquiring-minds-did-obamas-have-victory-sex-last-night&h=62e10" target="_blank">Inquiring Minds: Did Obamas Have Victory Sex Last Night?

gawker.com

Altho, the networks could have waited for the news - instead of breaking into the last 15 minutes of prime-time to talk AT us for 50 minutes while waiting for the President...

have fun bangin those virgins osama

Wish I had a dollar for every one of you guys that jacked up Obama and Osama in your status updates. It's one letter I know...but it makes all the difference. ; )

(in response) My fingers typed Obama and I had to go back and change it. Not sure which one of the two has done more damage to the country

Just saw a beach ball bouncing around the crowd outside the whitehouse. Someone was PREPARED.

God bless MURICA!!!

We spend 10 years searching for the fucker and he was livin' it up in a mansion. Go figure.

Dear Osama, Gotcha! Love, Foursquare

Welp, it took long enough. Silly Bin laden. all that hiding for nothing.

Can I get aloe and sunscreen through security now? Have you SEEN my pale legs, TSA?

Obama's rebuttal to Trump's nonsense is gansta. Interrupting Celebrity Apprentice to announce Bin Laden's death. Best. Comeback. Ever

MattsPenguin · May 2011

Some of those are pretty funny! I decided to just go the patriotic route and support our troops. No silly FB statii for me.

FutureMrsFezz · May 2011

I'm getting tired of people posting that god-awful picture of OBL. It's clearly photoshopped.

Other than that, just a bunch of junk, it's really making me shake my head.

laurenpm · May 2011

I liked this one:

Yo Osama...hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, cuz the USA HAS YOUR ASS.

adamar15 · May 2011

Mostly junk. There is this gem: Bord sum1 hit me up.

LEARN HOW TO EFFING SPELL PEOPLE!

Also, my lovely MIL posted a pic of the statue of liberty holding OSL's head. That pretty much grossed me out for the morning.

louisvillebride21 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]I'm getting tired of people posting that god-awful picture of OBL. It's clearly photoshopped. Other than that, just a bunch of junk, it's really making me shake my head.
Posted by FutureMrsFezz[/QUOTE]

I've heard tell of that, but haven't seen it yet, thank goodness.

FutureMrsFezz · May 2011

Hahaha

Anysunrise · May 2011

My Canadian friend (there's a federal election going on).

"so many statuses im so confused did bin laden forget to vote or something?"

ArmyofUs · May 2011

Not a facebook update, but my friend IMed me that Obama was dead...I flipped svit...I googled and informed her that Osama was dead, not Obama. It was funnier at the moment.

cengle · May 2011

My favorite so far has been:

Osama's last words: Wait, so you are telling me that Facebook now has a check-in function? All I have to do is click this button? Sweet!

And then another friend commented on it:

If only he had changed his privacy settings.

I laughed, probably more than what was appropriate

cengle · May 2011

And then the same friend also wrote this:

CNN is reporting that Osama's body has been buried at sea. Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists no doubt will be saying "No body? Aha, he must not really be dead." I am sure that we will begin to get reports of people seeing him at McDonald's ordering a Big Mac combo along with Biggie and Tupac.

laurenclaire1386 · May 2011

My favorite so far had been "RIP Osama bin Laden: hide and go seek world champion 2001-2011."

MissKate2011 · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_funnyface-palm-fb-updates?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:16c4f04d-508b-4666-94a3-e1828cd69954Post:7c03ea28-6442-4465-8893-755e44aa53a9">Re: Have any funny/::face palm:: FB updates?</a>:
[QUOTE]My favorite so far had been "RIP Osama bin Laden: hide and go seek world champion 2001-2011."
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA!!! Love it!

FutureMrsFezz · May 2011

I saw someone with the hide and go seek status, too. That made me chuckle.

Birdie1483 · May 2011

Haha my favorite is the last one.

hlq2011 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]My favorite so far had been "RIP Osama bin Laden: hide and go seek world champion 2001-2011."
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

Haha, I like that.

TheCranberry · May 2011

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[QUOTE]My favorite so far had been "RIP Osama bin Laden: hide and go seek world champion 2001-2011."
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

That's excellent.

mkrupar · May 2011

My one friend has, "Current US Threat Level - Confetti"

This was posted by my cousin:

"Note to the tipster that turned in OBL - ask for a cashier' s check to avoid the bounced bounty check. The US is in overdraft."

LDYGTR13 · May 2011

Oh, we're going. He's gonna have to suck it up.

Anna, not even when they get decapitated on Space Mountain! He didn't die til he was off of Disney grounds ;-)

Birdie1483 · May 2011

Disney also wouldn't be my #1 choice if I was a terrorist.

Plus, to do anything really bad they would need more than a few weeks time to plan.

Birdie1483 · May 2011

This is from a guy who I grew up with that has had some witty status updates:

I exercise amazing restraint when it comes to stupid Facebook comments-- but to the truther, and the guy who is pondering whether Osama Bin Laden is a Christ-Like scapegoat for a massive government cover-up, oh man--maybe you guys should go take your gold and emergency food supply to an underground bunker and shut up for the next 100 years.

mkrupar · May 2011

I wish I could like that right now Birdie.

hlq2011 · May 2011

I have not seen that yet, Beach, and I'm glad.

Just saw this on a friend's status:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/40-incredibly-dumb-facebook-reactions-to-osama-bin

slwager · May 2011

"after this weekend 'we didn't start the fire' needs a whole new verse"

Stackeye210 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]I liked this one: Yo Osama...hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, cuz the USA HAS YOUR ASS.
Posted by laurenpm[/QUOTE]

This is pretty hilarious - especially because I read today that he got arrested over the weekend for pot possession. One of the comments said, "hide yo' week, hide yo' pot".....so I've had that stupid you tube song in my head all day.

WildRumpus · May 2011

Facepalms:

President Obama, why did you wait until now to act on intel from August?

We should wrap his body in an American flag and drag it through the streets

I think we should build a monument for the day we killed him. Then bury his ass right in front of that monument so everyone can spit and walk all over his grave

alixzafiris · May 2011

I had the hide and seek one up, god it made me laugh.

And also the tweet from Jesus: "No, no. Wrong gates Osama."

laurenclaire1386 · May 2011

No one should be surprised that Antoine Dodson likes the MJ.

cengle · May 2011

Oh Hlq, those make me want to run my head through a wall.

Snippylynn · May 2011

From a good friend of mine:

How can the WH prove to the Birthers that the body is REALLY Bin Laden and not just a homeless dude poached to help Obama get reelected?

Suck it, Bush.

Thanks, Pakistan, you diicks. Unless, of course, you told us where he was, then ixnay on the diicks thing.

laurenpm · May 2011

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[QUOTE]Facepalms: President Obama, why did you wait until now to act on intel from August? We should wrap his body in an American flag and drag it through the streets I think we should build a monument for the day we killed him. Then bury his ass right in front of that monument so everyone can spit and walk all over his grave
Posted by Jill9288[/QUOTE]

<div>Wow...for seriously?! That's a bit intense/scary </div>

Have any funny/::face palm:: FB updates?

Re: Have any funny/::face palm:: FB updates?

CNN is reporting that Osama's body has been buried at sea. Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists no doubt will be saying "No body? Aha, he must not really be dead." I am sure that we will begin to get reports of people seeing him at McDonald's ordering a Big Mac combo along with Biggie and Tupac.

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