Only Fat Asses allowed, please.

crfische

Because we're not singin' all up in this post. I gave up on singing a long time ago. My ass kept getting in the way of my sweet dance moves.

vallyhoo

*does the worm*

Stackeye210

My a$$ has totally messed up my dance moves, but Tiger sure does seem like he's cheering for me everytime i read your posts.  So I'm good with that.

BecW2be

I'm singing!!! I'm in your post and I'm singing! I'm a big fatass and I'm siiiiiinging!

tidetravel

Psssh Fishy.  You can't properly move your hips if you ain't got 'em in the first place.

crfische

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE...YOU OTHER KNOTTIES CANT DENY.

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, she's a better role model than IIIII.

squirrly

I was in Singers in HS, when I was a size 0, and I don't sing at all now, and half my ass wouldn't fit in a 0 today.  So, can I stay?

alixzafiris

Pshaw. You should hear me belt one out. The largness of my ass makes my voice sound brilliant. It's awesome.

Kati0105

"I like big butts and I cannot lie..."

kikibaby

Shake it, don't break it.

crfische

Ok, Squirrls, you can stay, but don't try any of that funny stuff.

But if one of you sings, does that mean it's all over? Fat lady singin' and all that...

laurenclaire1386

Well I'm right at home in this thread. I can't sing to save my life and my ass is ever expanding.

vallyhoo

I prefer Jump On It to Baby Got Back if we're dancing to Sir Mix-a-lot.

salt78

*moon*

alixzafiris

Fischy, it ain't over 'til it's over.

crfische

Perhaps if we ALL went on a collective diet, we'd have a top ten single. Anyone up for trying? We can do it all "We are the world" Style?

I get Kanye's part.

Stackeye210

Embrace your inner assisity.

squirrly

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_only-fat-asses-allowed-please?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:198b9e1d-f864-4e6c-99c9-1070f86b5e2bPost:ed376e27-d1e1-4d59-aa83-9b3d47cf9931">Re: Only Fat Asses allowed, please.</a>:
[QUOTE]*moon*
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]

Salt ftw.

AmoroAgain

I think the part of Kanye has been taken by Cac.  She's judgy AND stupid!

Brie2010

Damn, that's what I get for going out to lunch.

My 6-pounds-overweight self and I are just going to not show up for my half marathon on Saturday, because obviously I am doomed to have a heart attack.  DOOMED.

laurenclaire1386

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU

danieliza1127

I sing AND I have a fat ass.  What do you think about that?  Huh? Huh? 

Celles

I can't sing to save my life.
Now I know why. 

ohwhynot

We make the rockin' world go 'round!!!

Too old school? 

Stackeye210

LC - perfect.  How about a knottie GTG and we can shoot that video? 

AlexiaANDRobert

Shake what yo momma gave yaaaaaaaaa!

btrflykate1230

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_only-fat-asses-allowed-please?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:198b9e1d-f864-4e6c-99c9-1070f86b5e2bPost:083c973b-5829-4a2e-95c7-e1abf3fd9c6b">Re: Only Fat Asses allowed, please.</a>:
[QUOTE]I think the part of Kanye has been taken by Cac.  She's judgy AND stupid!
Posted by AmoroAgain[/QUOTE]

<span class="default-body-hottopic-text-font">" Yo Cac, I'm really happy for you, that you and your FI are 'toned' now, and I'm going to let you finish, but fat asses are the BEST."</span>

AmoroAgain

So, why DO you have a photo of vaglover in your sig Fischey?

AmoroAgain

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_only-fat-asses-allowed-please?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:198b9e1d-f864-4e6c-99c9-1070f86b5e2bPost:a28a1a51-0ce2-4828-a3b8-355e7a10e0a9">Re: Only Fat Asses allowed, please.</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Only Fat Asses allowed, please. : " Yo Cac, I'm really happy for you, that you and your FI are 'toned' now, and I'm going to let you finish, but fat asses are the BEST."
Posted by btrflykate1230[/QUOTE]

DED

laurenclaire1386

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_only-fat-asses-allowed-please?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:198b9e1d-f864-4e6c-99c9-1070f86b5e2bPost:3f91915c-0d9a-458c-a252-67198af3ae26">Re: Only Fat Asses allowed, please.</a>:
[QUOTE]LC - perfect.  How about a knottie GTG and we can shoot that video? 
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

Yesssss! And OWN, Queen is classic, never too old.

alixzafiris

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_only-fat-asses-allowed-please?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:198b9e1d-f864-4e6c-99c9-1070f86b5e2bPost:67f0b851-6e3b-480e-8402-9ba8dfb44f9d">Re: Only Fat Asses allowed, please.</a>:
[QUOTE]So, why DO you have a photo of vaglover in your sig Fischey?
Posted by AmoroAgain[/QUOTE]

It's MASTERS WEEK Momo, come on now! <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /> And golf season has arrived!