This is why I love lurking in NYE

HandBanana

http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_booking-place-ring

booking a place without the ring?

It isn't so much the OP but if you scroll down.... a NYE that has completely booked and planned her wedding because she doesn't want her engaged cousins to steal her date.  She has told her cousins about the date even.

crfische

Just another day on the knot. What would you like us to do about it?

Habs2Hart

Common Fische... where's the one liner?  DO SOMETHING. 

crfische

Um...Ok, let's pick one. A) or C)

SHE GETS ONE DAY!!!!

You can be engaged without a ring!!!!!!

Just TALK to the cousins, I'm sure they'd understand!!!!!

jilld82

There is actually quite a few knottie's that booked before a ring(myself included).

I think it's pretty bad that the girl was worried about her cousin stealing the date though. 

Rosie109

oh are we playing catch phrases?

PPD

TACKY

GIFT GRABBY

RUDE

BRIDEZILLA

JUST WEAR A DRESS AND SHOW UP

emilyinchile

If you're going to trash talk another board, you should probably get the name right.

Rosie109

I totally read it as I love lurking on NYE.

crfische

ITS THE NEW YEARS EVE BOARD. Adurr.

SPECIAL DAY!

Your bridemaids aren't your slaves!

Just do "together with their parents."

Ghoti

OMG that is HORRIFYING!!!! 

RobotLegs

HandBanana, huh?  Hmmm.

jilld82

Whatever I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR HUSBANDS.

crfische

Get in line Jill. It's probably about to Nevada by now.

opalsky007

I can't read that name with a straight face either, Keeks.

Stackeye210

Guys.  This is the second time this week that we were supposed to clutch our pearls and go BSC on someone b/c a newb linked a board.  You know, because we have a reputation for being ruthless and so unkind. 

Crazy is only amazing if you stumble across it yourself. 

Stackeye210

banana hammock. 

AudgiePodge

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_this-love-lurking-nye?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:1caa5b24-9352-454d-b102-a72b23289a89Post:201cef15-575b-4420-987c-547b2ac6cf80">Re: This is why I love lurking in NYE</a>:
[QUOTE]If you're going to trash talk another board, you should probably get the name right.
Posted by emilyinchile[/QUOTE]

Zing!

RobotLegs

Ok, I had to think... it's an ATHF reference.  I love that show, but it took me a sec.

Well, you get a point with me for liking ATHF.

jilld82

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_this-love-lurking-nye?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:1caa5b24-9352-454d-b102-a72b23289a89Post:ef1323c6-ec2f-414e-8b02-26c883651a96">Re: This is why I love lurking in NYE</a>:
[QUOTE]banana hammock. 
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

This is what I was thinking.

crfische

If they want to be crazy over here, that's one thing.

But I don't think we're gonna round up the wedding police troops with pepper spray and torches, get our helmets and jock straps on, and stop every person on every board from being a bridal douchebag.





 

Ghoti

Hand banana-A character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. 
A banana shaped dog, seemingly friendly however Hand Banana is a manipulative anal rapist. 

Hand Banana: 'All i like is ball... and good... and rape' 

Hand Banana: 'Tonight...You' 

Hand Banana: 'Looks like your basting that turkey over there. Mind if i slip in and take the temperature?'

Stackeye210

This is really random - so I'm going to post it in this random post about New Year's Eve, because NYE makes me think about partying and then I think about vacation:

Trip Advisor posted the US top 25 beaches and guess which beach was #1?  MYRTLE BEACH.  Get the f*ck out of here.  Myrtle Beach shouldn't even be in the top 25.  You're doing it wrong trip advisor. 

Stackeye210

anal rapist?  What? 

Ghoti

Hah I meant to link, it's from good ol Urban Dictionary

cengle

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_this-love-lurking-nye?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:1caa5b24-9352-454d-b102-a72b23289a89Post:796dfa9b-1942-4687-b26c-4f30b7f55dd4">Re: This is why I love lurking in NYE</a>:
[QUOTE]If they want to be crazy over here, that's one thing. But I don't think we're gonna round up the wedding police troops with pepper spray and torches, get our helmets and jock straps on, and stop every person on every board from being a bridal douchebag.  
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

We're...we're not?  There goes my morning.

*puts down torch disappointedly*

RobotLegs

I just said that, dude.

ANYWAY, Stacks, Myrtle Beach is a hole.  A hole full of dog shiit and putt-putt golf courses.

Stackeye210

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_this-love-lurking-nye?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:1caa5b24-9352-454d-b102-a72b23289a89Post:d015b188-e7f9-4927-b497-13e0d279cdea">Re: This is why I love lurking in NYE</a>:
[QUOTE]I just said that, dude. <strong>ANYWAY, Stacks, Myrtle Beach is a hole.  A hole full of dog shiit and putt-putt golf courses.</strong>
Posted by RobotLegs[/QUOTE]


EXACTLY

Habs2Hart

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_this-love-lurking-nye?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:1caa5b24-9352-454d-b102-a72b23289a89Post:e97508e9-557e-41df-b93d-2e3ba09d185b">Re: This is why I love lurking in NYE</a>:
[QUOTE]HandBanana, huh?  Hmmm.
Posted by RobotLegs[/QUOTE]

DED

opalsky007

Umm...somehow the description of the ATHF character has left me feeling even squickier than my own imagination did. 

So, uh, why DID you choose that as a screen name?

RobotLegs

Oh, and don't forget the seafood buffets. 

crfische

And no fish centerpieces.