I might be a biitch....

cengle

So I just submitted a high school friend onto stfuparents.tumblr.com...and then I told her about it.

Status update:

Felicia Why is it that babies like to play in their poo. I had a mess yesterday morning with Lucy. It was awful!!!! I guess she had poopied and didnt like it so she decided to try to get it out of her diaper herself, the same thing could've happened this morning, but it is sleepers only from now on!!!!!!!! I think I was officially initiated as a mommy!!!!!!

I apologize if it's wonky-I copied and pasted.  After 4 people "liked" it (um, ew) and wrote nice little comments, I wrote this:

Congratulations. You have just been submitted to stfuparents.tumblr.com.
You're welcome.

I may soon have a bitchfest on my hands, as I doubt this chick will take it well.  I just couldn't take her updates anymore. 

pooh8402

you could just hide her updates.

wadingmoose

Um.  Yeah.  That belongs on STFU parents.  I don't know that I would've given warning though

georgia_bride09

She's the one that talked shiit first...

danieliza1127

You're definitely right that comment deserves to be on STFUparents, but I don't think I would have told her that.  My niece makes comments like that daily, so I just hid her status updates.

mocha beans

I'm waiting for one of my FB new mommies to do something along these lines so I can submit to them too.

Nice though.

cengle

Wokka wokka Georgia! I giggled at that one.
I could hide her updates, but then I wouldn't have as much to make fun of. Plus I get all my gossip from facebook; if I hid everyone who annoyed me, I'd never know anything!

bbyckes

I think it's funny and I can't ever picture you as a bitch!  A smiley face would have taken the edge off, but overall I say, "Bravo!"

I have a fb who I just hid.  All her statuses are about how hard it is to find a man.  I need a man.  All men are trifling, etc. etc.  I feel you - fo sho

NuggetBrain

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_might-biitch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:20343503-662b-4ab2-80e3-d20a033c7d07Post:bb0b50e1-6c40-4900-bcfa-73a1523c8588">Re: I might be a biitch....</a>:
[QUOTE]She's the one that talked shiit first...
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

BWAHAHAHA! 

Nebb

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_might-biitch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:20343503-662b-4ab2-80e3-d20a033c7d07Post:dd3eb4da-2dbb-4a06-895d-11197817e405">Re: I might be a biitch....</a>:
[QUOTE]Um.  Yeah.  That belongs on STFU parents.  I don't know that I would've given warning though :)
Posted by wadingmoose[/QUOTE]
No warning, showing her the link after the fact would have been better.

bbyckes

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_might-biitch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:20343503-662b-4ab2-80e3-d20a033c7d07Post:bb0b50e1-6c40-4900-bcfa-73a1523c8588">Re: I might be a biitch....</a>:
[QUOTE]She's the one that talked shiit first...
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

Thumbs up, GB.  Thumbs up!

cengle

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_might-biitch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:20343503-662b-4ab2-80e3-d20a033c7d07Post:1726e40b-83f2-47d2-8e5c-d8f827a52aff">Re: I might be a biitch....</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I might be a biitch.... : No warning, showing her the link after the fact would have been better.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

God I really hope it gets posted on the site. I will feel so accomplished.

pinkpinot

I posted to STFU parents before and actually have an e-mail "friendship" with the owner of the site, who is HILARIOUS.  She never published my submission though :-(

So I'll post it here for you all to see.  My friend's son is the devil child, since you don't have all day to hear the stories and be disturbed - be haunted by the fact that they allow him to shoot guns.  And count how many times she mentions how "proud" she is.  I want to vagina kick her Charlie Sheen style.

pinkpinot

Darn I wish I could make it bigger, it's still too small when you click on it.

georgia_bride09

You gotta type it out for us now, pinot.

pristinedemon

I think I just found my new favorite blog. This shiz is hilarious...

JessAndTrav

Must she say poopie? I doubt that the FB population needs the "ie" sound on the end of the word poop.

pinkpinot

here is the translation (this is all one day's worth of posts on her page too)

Side note: I have nothing against kids who are old enough to hunt using guns, her child is irresponsible and there is a laundry list of reasons why he should never be allowed near a firearm, let alone have perfect aim.  So it creeps many of our mutual friends out to see her son, shooting a gun. 

Bottom up:
1st image: her devil child squatting and shooting
Caption: "Couldn't be prouder...growing up to be just like his dad

2nd image: a lake
Caption "So proud of my little man three generations of sportsman together."

3rd image: devil child and Grandpa shooting off a picnik table
Caption: "B**** and I are so proud of him shot from 25 yrds and grouped in a 4 inch diameter.  All I can say is NICE it only gets better from here

4th image is her status update:  "Oh hello Monday your here again.  Thank you weekend for being good to us.  G*** fired a .22cal rifle this weekend, had a campfire with family and hung out with friends.  We had such a great time and so proud of our son

pinkpinot

WE GET IT, YOU ARE PROUD OF YOUR SON!!!1!111!1!!!!!!!!!!!STFU!!!1111111

kikipania

You did a good thing!

It's not even funny how many people I submit to Lamebook.... some people are way TMI about their lives!

tlv204

Yeah I think I might have waited until it was posted on stfuparents, then copied the link to show her acting like someone else submitted it, but I'm like that Plus that wouldnt' help if it never got posted.

I almost submitted a friend's status just because she said "We got our first checkup today and we weigh 11 lbs, but we didn't like the shots very much." How the EFF do "WE" weigh 11 lbs? Clearly I have a low stfuparents threshold.