Amber

KodyBrown5

I have seen the way you disrespect your husband, and it saddens me greatly.

I feel like you need a little more guidance in your life.

Why are you so mean to him?

Amber&Garymaybe

He's not my husband! He's my fat ass baby daddy! Watch it, or I'll bust out my Krav Magaw on your polygamist ass!

KodyBrown5

A man should be respected and loved, and then he will show you love in return.

Amber&Garymaybe

Whatever. I'm going back to sleep. Hopefully Leah stays quiet with the bottle of kool-aid I gave her for breakfast

KodyBrown5

Amber, I'm hoping Mrs. Duggar can come in here and help you out more than I can, but you really need an attitude adjustment if you're going to make any relationship last.

Amber&Garymaybe

Dude, I ASKED her if she wanted Leah, since she thinks kids are such a blessing

KodyBrown5

How's that GED going for ya?

NeverSleepAgain

Amber I'll see you soon.

Amber&Garymaybe

Not very good. Kody. Leah, Krav Maga, tanning, and beating Gary into submission have been getting in the way.

Bring it Freddy.

KodyBrown5

I hope you took some of Dr. Drew's advice. He's a smart man.

Amber&Garymaybe

Whatever. He told me hitting Gary was illegal. How else am I supposed to get him to listen to me?

Almost Alice

I'd really hate to inturupt, but can someone tell me where I am?

MDuggar19

Amber, we'd love it if you and Leah could come spend some time with us.  I think you'd find our family dynamic very refreshing.  The sound of my voice alone will soothe all your worries.

Amber&Garymaybe

Could I just sleep and one of your 50 kids could watch her?

MDuggar19

They would be thrilled to spend time with her.