Dear Neighbor- Vent

katiewhompus

Dear neighbor,
I understand that you have a small child. I understand that the small child likes to play. However I am so sick of hearing you banging and running and jumping above my head that it makes me want to scream. You wake up my dog from a sound sleep with your banging and make her bark like crazy. Your kid is currently jumping up and down so loudly that the tissue box on my desk is shaking in time with your kids jumping. Today you were bouncing a freaking basketball on the floor for 2 hours and made my cat hide under the bed because she thought we were being attacked.  If you weren't such a scary biitch who would punch my lights out before I could say anything, I would come up there and give you a piece of my mind.
Sincerely, the tenant in the apartment below you who is praying she gets out of this hellhole soon.

[Deleted User]

That sucks. I hated living underneath other people. No matter what, they always seemed like they had elephant legs.

Here's mine:

Dear fauxhawk wearing college dude,
You suck. You're cheesy and you deserve a really good junk punch because of your stupid hair, but at least you aren't wearing pants with embroidered dogs like your other college friends.
Love,
CEW

jajph1974

Katie that sucks! Can you say something to the landlord?

We just got out of a similar situation. A couple with a two year old moved in above us, but it wasn't just the kid that was stompy and loud, it was all three of them.

After the first two weeks we had had enough and started looking at places. We moved last month to a farm house on three acres and have all of the peace and quiet we could possible want ... and our dog LOVES it!

The rent here for a four bedroom house is only $300 more than what we were paying for a one bedroom apartment and we always have a parking spot 

Take a look at craigslist. That's where we found this place. They have a ton of listings 

katiewhompus

The people above us own their condo while we rent ours, so we try not to ruffle feathers.

If the stupid bank sets a closing date we'll be out of here. Our agent is still hopeful for a late Febuary/early March new house for us. If this house doens't pull through we're just going to look for a cheaper (and more dog friendly aka no stairs) place to rent while we keep looking.

jajph1974

I hope everything works out!