I got an invite (through facebook) to a baby shower. The facebook event was created by the future mom and this is how it read (spelling and grammatical included):
"I will be having my baby shower this weekend, I know this is short notice, but my mom will be leaving out of town the weekend that we were going to have it so had to move up the date. Anyway i hope you can make it!!!

there will be food, games, and a good time all around! so come join us to celebrate out little blessing!!
The sex of the BABY is unkown so as for gifts: easrly necessities like diapers etc. are great. As for clothing items for the baby any kind of neutral colors are fine, but if its gender specified i would please like a *gift receipt* just so if the baby is of the opposite sex of the gift clothing item we can exchange it for the correct one. Size 6mo and on are preferred because i have onzies and NB clothes already but NB clothing is Great too I appreciate any gift you bring for my lil munchin!!

Threre will also be a money box, so if you have no idea what to bringthere's another altrenative.. but anything really is find im just very excited to celebrate my little bundle of joy

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I plan to simply not even acknowledge that I have seen this atrocity.