I don't understand

pinkpinot

...why brides have a bridal shower if they only have a honeymoon registry?  It is the most ridiculous thing ever.  Do I show up to the bridal shower empty handed since I made a donation to the honeymoon or do I buy her some random gift that I *think* she may like so she has something to open? 

...how my wedding is 78 days away.  Really?  When did that happen?

...how Fishy can drink so many margaritas yet Margy is always full.  Optimist?

...why traffic is so light on Friday mornings BUT in the afternoon, when I'd like to get home and start the weekend, there is a shitton of traffic.  Why?  Where were all you effers in the morning?

...why KK consulted the message board about a lost tampon (lol).  Anyhoo I stop reading after I saw the word "digging" (ouch) so I am curious, did you find it? I really hope you did & you're ok. 

...boardwar  NFT


Your turn

zippityb

complex mathematic equations.

louisvillebride21

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dont-understand-3?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:27117966-11b2-4d9d-b499-aeb6710fa383Post:bf3918d8-829f-4e72-99f8-d3f37bedf285">Re: I don't understand</a>:
[QUOTE]complex mathematic equations.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]
My friend 'liked' something on FB. "I wish math would grow up and solve it's own problems" It made me smirk a bit.

georgia_bride09

I don't understand how some people have no concept of google.

I don't understand how some things work on my computer and other things don't.

I don't understand how they get all that deliciousness in vanilla iced coffee.

I don't understand how it has only taken a few years for people to be SO FORTHCOMING with information on FB.

I don't understand why we don't having flying cars yet. It should've happened by now.

tamires90

... why people think it's sooo wrong to get married a little bit younger than usual. 

... how my room keeps getting messy after I cleaned it just the day before.

...why my hair is frizzy during summer, and summer only.

... how you put the fortune inside the fortune cookies.

pumpkinpumpkin

I can't for the life of me begin to understand why ON EARTH someone would share with a message board that they lost a tampon. Like seriously. I didn't need to know that, I don't care how much TMI warnings were involved. Fuuck. Figure it out on your own.

pinkpinot

I don't understand Twitter. 

I don't understand why bed bugs are taking over NYC.  I think they should pick on something their own size. 

pinkpinot

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[QUOTE]I don't understand how some people have no concept of google. Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

I only understand this if they are in China. 

angie74

I don't understand how pinkpinot crammed so much cute in a seemingly small dog

I don't understand how my boss is still employed. he's an idiot

Stackeye210

........why nuts are in baked goods, they don't belong there.  EVER!

tamires90

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[QUOTE]........why nuts are in baked goods, they don't belong there.  EVER!
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

<div>I soooo agree with you on that one!</div>

zippityb

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[QUOTE]I can't for the life of me begin to understand why ON EARTH someone would share with a message board that they lost a tampon. Like seriously. I didn't need to know that, I don't care how much TMI warnings were involved. Fuuck. Figure it out on your own.
Posted by pumpkinpumpkin[/QUOTE]

Slutmachine wrote a detailed article about that on Jezebel. It was, um, graphic.

baystateapple

...how my FI can't figure out that the dishwasher/washing machine/dryer don't empty themselves.

...how my little sister is turning 25 tomorrow.  WTF.

...how people can like ketchup.  Ick.

...physics of any kind.

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]........why nuts are in baked goods, they don't belong there.  EVER!
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

Slide over on that bench, I'm joining you.

kikibaby

...how people can live in such a bubble that they don't notice anyone else in the world.

...how people can kill animals.

...why anyone would dislike watermelon. 

pinkpinot

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dont-understand-3?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:27117966-11b2-4d9d-b499-aeb6710fa383Post:6ee7557e-55a6-4efa-9f1a-ff22ffcc05f6">Re: I don't understand</a>:
[QUOTE]I don't understand how pinkpinot crammed so much cute in a seemingly small dog
Posted by angie74[/QUOTE]

I don't understand how a person could abandon that cute dog.  (but at least she is mine now).

<a href="http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/16967877">http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/16967877</a>

AdeleDazeem

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[QUOTE] ...why anyone would dislike watermelon. 
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]

I dislike watermelon.  It has the weirdest texture to me.  You bite air, and water, and some stringy fruit.  I just can't do it.

pinkpinot

I think nuts belong in everything. 

waltzingmatilda13

...why the people on "Whale Wars" are so completely inept.

...why I can't find a cute, stylish coat with sleeves long enough to fit.



Edited: Because what I wrote didn't make sense.

shellydiane820

Time travel

Stackeye210

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[QUOTE]...how people can live in such a bubble that they don't notice anyone else in the world. ..<strong>THUMBS UP.....it only takes a second to look outside your bubble
</strong>
how people can kill animals. ...<strong> :(</strong>

why anyone would dislike watermelon. <strong>- I dislike watermelon, it's like gritty or something weird.  The taste is good, but I can't get paste the texture to eat it.  </strong>
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]

angie74

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I don't understand : I don't understand how a person could abandon that cute dog.  (but at least she is mine now). <a href="http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/16967877" rel="nofollow">http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/16967877</a>
Posted by pinkpinot[/QUOTE]

OMG. That face. She's soooooooo cute. just in case you haven't had the pleasure of seeing my beautiful petfinder.com score, Charlotte, here she is in all her glory


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kikibaby

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[QUOTE]I think nuts belong in everything. 
Posted by pinkpinot[/QUOTE]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

pinkpinot

OMG Angie.  How incredibly cute!  What breed(s) is she?

crfische

I fucking love Char.

georgia_bride09

angie, I love the one where she's sticking her tongue out with the paper towel roll. Cute!

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]...why the people on "Whale Wars" are so completely inept. ...
Posted by waltzingmatilda13[/QUOTE]
This show drives my brother and my dad batty. I get it, you want to save the whales, but that in no way qualifies you to navigate international waters, or run a boat in any way. Honestly, I think they're doing more harm than good and they're not going to stop until someone, either one of them, or someone off one of the Japanese vessels, dies.

Stackeye210

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I don't understand : THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]

Kiki - calm down.  <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" />

waltzingmatilda13

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I don't understand : This show drives my brother and my dad batty. I get it, you want to save the whales, but that in no way qualifies you to navigate international waters, or run a boat in any way. Honestly, I think they're doing more harm than good and they're not going to stop until someone, either one of them, or someone off one of the Japanese vessels, dies.
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

I just like how they continuously ram their boat into other, bigger boats; drop Kodiaks in the water that no one knows how to drive; run out of gas, water, engine oil; then complain that they are in the middle of nowhere. I hate it, but I can't stop watching it. More to see what ridiculous thing they will come up with next, not because I believe they are actually saving whales.

angie74

she's a dachshund / italian greyhound mix.... she's hilarious. here's another picture of the papertowl roll afternoon





and for more of her pretty, bc I'm a total AW about her

PirateintheSky

How my boss can ask me every day if I am able to handle everything and if I need help with a concerned look on her face as if I am failing miserably and then still give me Valuable Assest awards and raises every year.  I have two assistants, its all under control.