My boss just handed me a legal document to read over. It's an order for pushing back a trial. I'm going to quote it verbatim here:
"Considering the historic victory of the New Orleans Saints, the Court finds that the trial will not be able to proceed as originally scheduled. The Court takes judicial notice that Saintsmania (I swear to God that word appears in the order) permeates the City of New Orleans. Many prospective jurors for the Parish of Orleans, several attorneys involved in this litigation and Court personnel planon traveling to the promise land-the Superbowl in Miami, Florida. The Court recognizes that this pilgrimage enhances the chances of the Who Dat Nation to acquire the long sought after Holy Grail-the Vince Lombardi Trophy." Then the continuation is granted, and it's signed by a real judge. I'm not making this up.

Whatever you hatters be hattin. -Tay Prince