Can I invite you to my divorce?

crfische

Not really, but I thought I'd combine the two hot (read: nauseating) topics into one today.

Nebb

Will there be cake?

Kati0105

I'll be there but I'm bringing my cousin who hates me instead of my husband because my mom told her she could come.

goheels05

So I am invited, or I am not invited?  I'm confused. 

aMrsin09

My mom actually had a divorce party when it was finalized.  And from what I hear, there was cake.

crfische

Depends, Heels. ARe you married or not? Or kind of fake married?

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Kati0105

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_can-invite-divorce?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:34338045-292a-4a53-9cfa-45a7085c9928Post:b8b20d52-8e49-4d0f-b890-c097caead2d0">Re: Can I invite you to my divorce?</a>:
[QUOTE]So I am invited, or I am not invited?  I'm confused. 
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure 'uninvited' is the word you are looking for.

crfische

Hold on, Nebb. There's the wedding board I know of. They'll know if I should serve cake. I can't decide that on my own, afterall.

katiewhompus

Dude...you are the originator of the Scott and Christie/Scott and Kristi couples, you two aren't allowed to break up EVER!!!

Nebb

What about the bar, its a cash bar isnt it?

JessAndTrav

Will there be an after-party to the party?

Kati0105

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_can-invite-divorce?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:34338045-292a-4a53-9cfa-45a7085c9928Post:b888a242-49c5-4667-beb9-bacca69bad59">Re: Can I invite you to my divorce?</a>:
[QUOTE]Hold on, Nebb. There's the wedding board I know of. They'll know if I should serve cake. I can't decide that on my own, afterall.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

You should serve cake, but not with almonds.  Almonds are dreadfully unpopular.  YWIA.

crfische

Nope, we're going to co exist for ever and ever and ever and love each other and support each other and OMG, did I say love each other foreversquee and foreversquee!

But this is only because we invited the RIGHT people to our wedding. If we didn't, we'd probably be doomed.

goheels05

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[QUOTE]Depends, Heels. ARe you married or not? Or kind of fake married? THIS IS IMPORTANT.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

It depends.  It's not facebook official, but there is a valid marriage license on file with the clerk of courts.  I can make a fake FB account for Mr. Heels if I have to. 

btrflykate1230

If it's red velvet cake, I'm there.

Nebb

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_can-invite-divorce?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:34338045-292a-4a53-9cfa-45a7085c9928Post:a1f486a6-3bf6-4e92-8ef4-fc9cad5f481b">Re: Can I invite you to my divorce?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Can I invite you to my divorce? : You should serve cake, but not with almonds.  <strong>Almonds are dreadfully unpopular.  YWIA.</strong>
Posted by Kati0105[/QUOTE]
Kati is a LIAR! Almonds are like nuts from the gods. Or, Gods Nuts.

crfische

I do'nt know Nebb, is it? can I have a cash bar? Anyone? Anyone?

Do I need to have a vegetarian option for drinks at the bar?

pumpkinpumpkin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Can I invite you to my divorce? : I'm pretty sure 'uninvited' is the word you are looking for.
Posted by Kati0105[/QUOTE]

can I be uninvited if I wasn't invited in the first place?
What kind of cake. I like chocolate.
Can I bring a date if you don't let others bring a date?

scoetto

Wait. We need to have a shower for you first. Who's invited to that again?

beatlesgirl25

Until I see a poem for cash gifts, I'm not coming to jack shitt.

crfische

Hmm...Facebook is life. If it's not on Facebook, it's not valid. BUT, do you have a boyfriend you'd rather bring? That might be more appropriate.

btrflykate1230

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[QUOTE]I do'nt know Nebb, is it? can I have a cash bar? Anyone? Anyone? Do I need to have a vegetarian option for drinks at the bar?
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

Cash bars are tacky-- do drink tickets instead to control the crowd!

katiewhompus

And because you have an awesome middle name

RachNRich

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_can-invite-divorce?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:34338045-292a-4a53-9cfa-45a7085c9928Post:3972c881-7bee-4718-a29b-5a29572c797f">Re: Can I invite you to my divorce?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Can I invite you to my divorce? : It depends.  It's not facebook official, but there is a valid marriage license on file with the clerk of courts.  I can make a fake FB account for Mr. Heels if I have to. 
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]

I'm never going to live this down <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-embarassed.gif" border="0" alt="Embarassed" title="Embarassed" />

crfische

Sco, I CANT THROW MY OWN SHOWER.

crfische

Drink tickets you say. Can I SELL  the drink tickets to pay for my honeymoon?

scoetto

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[QUOTE]Sco, I CANT THROW MY OWN SHOWER.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

Uh, yes you can, Fish. You can DO WHAT YOU WANT!

aMrsin09

you have to do a cash bar, otherwise how will your wedding party be able to drink for free?

Kati0105

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Can I invite you to my divorce? : Kati is a LIAR! Almonds are like nuts from the gods. Or, Gods Nuts.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger.  Fische I'll throw you a shower, complete with a money tree and all.

katiewhompus

*hugs Rach*

Sometimes I want to put "single' on my facebook account and watch everyone go bsc. I think that could get nasty though.

Don't forget to sell your centerpieces for the honeymoon!

crfische

Can I wear a sash?