**FiAlDy** (or just Alix)

marriedfilingjointly

YGPM

crfische

Hiya, Heels!

marriedfilingjointly

Hi!

I hate you bitches.  ::flings poo::











board war. 

alixzafiris

Just call me Bertha.

marriedfilingjointly

I have an aunt named Bertha.  Are you my aunt?

alixzafiris

Yes. I thought you knew that? Mondays through Thursdays I'm Aunt Bertha. Friday through Sundays I'm Bernard the old underpants man.

crfische

Bernard:

marriedfilingjointly

Well crap.  I'm sorry I ran away and sprayed you with mace when you tried to hug me.