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Want to cuntpunch someone on FB

Read only if you're bored. This is an aquatience's experiences with a 'diet'. I'm annoyed that she thinks this will work.

My old friend's wife is on the HCG diet. This is a hormone found in pregnant women's urine. You take shots of it and the:

The Very Low Calorie Diet is an essential part of HCG weight loss treatment. HCG users are advised to limit their daily calories intake to 500 calories right after the third shot of HCG. Once the HCG is injected into a dieter the body will begin to burn all accumulated fats inside the body thus providing more than enough calories to help the dieter get through the day, which explains rapid weight loss. The 500 calorie diet is enough to quench the dieter’s daily appetite.After losing the excess fats the dieter must immediately stop the HCG treatment as well as the 500-calorie diet. Note that it would be useless to continue after losing excess fats as HCG burns only accumulated body fats. Since there are no more excess fats to burn the dieter’s appetite is expected to automatically return to normal which is more than 500 calories daily diet

And for her FB stati.

Started the hcg diet today
Had a good day 1 of diet.. tomorrow I shouldnt be hungry, so we will hope for the best.

So its hcg day 2 and I am still hungry. Better go away tomorrow. I did want to let everyone that has sent me emails or called me about the diet know. That I did find some hcg on ebay. If you get it I will give you the stuff I got. It was 15 dollars, and you will need to do a pregnancy test on it to make sure it IS hcg. Also you know ensure that it is sealed for your safety.

forcing pizza down my throat.. this stuff makes you sooo not hungry.

Made it through day one on actual diet. I didnt fully load, but hopefully it will get better soon.

Lost three pounds between yesterday, and today.. The best part is that is NORMAL... and gaining it back isn't... GO ME!

Hubby is taking good care of me today. It is day 2 of the diet and it has been harder then day one.

So I have lost 5.2 pounds in 2 days! Woot Woot! Between yesterday and today I lost 2.2lbs.

Down 7lbs now. Working my way up to double digits. Hopefully things keep going good on this diet.

lost another 1.2 lbs since yesterday.. The diet is suppose to be .5-1lbs a day, and since I am getting down going to add some cardio today maybe get back in my 2lb's... I feel better when it is 2... lol

‎9lbs gone 7 days. I was hoping for 10, but I ate chili's one day and it slowed me down! Go me.. almost there!

So I am offically in the double digits of weight loss. 10.2lbs gone and not coming back no more! lol.

‎11lbs, in 11 days.. its been a job but it is going well. Happy about it and excited about the makeover, after it is done.

‎12lbs 12 days.. basically maxing this thing out!! Did get my Joe's Crab Shack by giving my husband puppy dog eyes last night.. Only had snow crab legs no butter. But I did cheat a bit.. my husband got my favorite burger it has onion rings and popcorn shrimp with there sauce, and I took 2 bites and ate a fry but it seems to be ok. It was SOOOOO worth it!

‎13.6 pounds.. 14 days I think.. I dont know anymore may be 15..

‎15.4 pounds in 17 days. Very happy. Will be able to eat out again very soon

And finally...

Getting kinda upset 16.2lbs in 24 days.. I've been in a stall, but hopefully getting out of it today. Wish me some luck! I plan on going to a pot luck on Sunday, so I need to get good numbers until then! 15lbs more to where I want to be.. 5lbs more to where the clinic says is the lowest I should be for my height.. but who believes them anyways!
"In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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Re: Want to cuntpunch someone on FB

  • I would have her on "ignore" so fast.  I can't stand it when people blow up FB with AW stuff like that.
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  • What a dum dum.  I think the HCG diet is ridiculous.
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  • There is so much wrong with this. She orders stuff on eBay and injects herself with it? I don't understand how anyone could ever think that was a good idea.
  • Oh, it's her relatives being all Way 2 go hunny!
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
  • Whaaaaaaaaaat???

    Are you saying she's injecting herself with someone's urine? 
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    [QUOTE]There is so much wrong with this. She orders stuff on eBay and injects herself with it? I don't understand how anyone could ever think that was a good idea.
    Posted by annakb8[/QUOTE]

    But it's medically endorsed!!!!1111!!!
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  • she will gain every pound back (plus some extra for feeling so deprived) the nanosecond she stops this ridiculous diet.

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    [QUOTE]Whaaaaaaaaaat??? Are you saying she's injecting herself with someone's urine? 
    Posted by MissKate2011[/QUOTE]

    Not exactly? The hormones are extracted from the urine.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    [QUOTE]she will gain every pound back (plus some extra for feeling so deprived) the nanosecond she stops this ridiculous diet.
    Posted by JLil120[/QUOTE]

    Nuh uh!! The diet says she wont!!!!!111!!
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
  • The whole being depressed about only losing 16 lbs in 24 days is really annoying too. I've been busting my ass since the end of February and haven't lost 5 lbs yet. Being healthy is hard work.

    Does this woman have a ton of weight to lose?
  • LOL I guess I read it wrong... I almost had a heart attack!

    Some people will do anything to lose a few lbs. 


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  • I wouldn't say a ton? Her son is about 2 now. Something else that's bothering me. She has Chrons (sp?) disease. So she's been on chemo and lots of medicine. She recently had a hole in her colon fixed. So she's been pretty sick. It just doesnt' seem like the best idea to lose so much weight so quickly with a hormone.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
  • Dude...no.  Having Crohn's disease makes it that much worse.  My little sister's ex-BF was diagnosed when they were dating.  You have to be on a very strict diet to keep it under control.  Considering that she's recently had a procedure done...this has stupid written all over it.
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  • So she's risking her health even more by injecting herself with who knows what and having crohn's?  And her family is supporting this? 

    A family friend has crohn's and anything can bring on an "attack".. that's just stupidity..
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  • People are really, really stupid.
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  • I don't want to unfriend because her husband (my actual friend from HS) never updates and puts pictures of the kid up.

    I mean, the guy has/had a great future. Very smart, doing computer stuff for the AF. She's whakadoo. They had the baby before they got married. The night before the wedding, she called it off. They got married the next day anyways. The guys best friend (also a great friend of mine) says that she's bi-polar. don't know if it's true or not. But from the things I've heard, it's not far fetched.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
  • So it says,  "15lbs more to where I want to be.. 5lbs more to where the clinic says is the lowest I should be for my height.. but who believes them anyways!"

    So does she need 5 pounds to be the lowest weight that she SHOULD be?  But wants to just lose 15 anyway b/c she wants to be too skinny? 

    OR - is it 5 pounds AFTER the 15 is the lowest she wants to be? 

    She sound rediculous!  and even orangdiculous too!
  • Yeah, I'm just not confrontational on FB. She's an adult, she gets to make her own decisions. I only defriend if I get really offended, not just eye rolls.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
  • Hold on, why do I think there was someone on the boards here once that was doing this diet... This sounds really familiar.
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    [QUOTE]So it says,  "15lbs more to where I want to be.. 5lbs more to where the clinic says is the lowest I should be for my height.. but who believes them anyways!" So <strong>does she need 5 pounds to be the lowest weight that she SHOULD be?  But wants to just lose 15 anyway b/c she wants to be too skinny?</strong>  OR - is it 5 pounds AFTER the 15 is the lowest she wants to be?  She sound rediculous!  and even orangdiculous too!
    Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

    This one.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
  • You could always send her this link:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/22/hcg-diet-controversy_n_826837.html

    Apparently, if you inject with salt water you get the same results.  People really amaze me sometimes with their stupidity.  Also, my MIL had a hole in her colon and almost died.  I can't believe this woman is risking her already fragile health. 
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    [QUOTE]There is so much wrong with this. She orders stuff on eBay and injects herself with it? I don't understand how anyone could ever think that was a good idea.
    Posted by annakb8[/QUOTE]


    This, exactly. That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Darwin is *face-palming* in his grave right this very second.
  • Wait.  So, she's 'working hard' to lose weight, but all the food she lists is crap: pizza, chili's, Joe's Crab shack..... Well no kidding she's overweight! Fucking idiot.

    You should keep her on your feed just for when she gains the weight back. :D
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    [QUOTE]Wait.  So, she's 'working hard' to lose weight, but all the food she lists is crap: pizza, chili's, Joe's Crab shack..... Well no kidding she's overweight! Fucking idiot. You should keep her on your feed just for when she gains the weight back. :D
    Posted by Snippylynn[/QUOTE]

    Well these are her 'cheat foods'. Did you see what she ate at Joes?? A french fry and 2 bites of hamburger!!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Want to cuntpunch someone on FB : Not exactly? The hormones are extracted from the urine.
    Posted by louisvillebride21[/QUOTE]

    still...EWWWWWWWWWWW
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  • In Response to Re: Want to cuntpunch someone on FB:
    [QUOTE]I think it's now time to spam her fb page with all the risks of it. If she complains say "well, you're spamming my page with crap.'  If she defriends you, it's a win-win. 
    Posted by SarahR11[/QUOTE]

    Doooo eeeettttt
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  • I see so many wrongs on all these post as well................first off "cuntpunched"?? What an awful word period!  Second I don't see how this feed fits in with etiquette. 3rd Crones disease, and bi-polar have you all NO mercy???? Let her be, it is her husbands role to address all of this  If she is married to your friend, keep your friend as a friend and if you don't like her befriend her, and ask her husband to post more, you are using her and slamming her at the same time . So unethical! She has more than enough problems than for you to bash her maybe try and help her instead!  Being bipolar can be a deadly, my freinds wife commited suicide Christmas eve because she suffered from it, the bipolar meds make a person gain weight, she had the same issues of her weight. They do NOT see the good in the meds just the weight gain...read up on bipolar get educated Chrones as well has wight issues.....I also think it is very rude of you to put all this "private" info out on here for all to see. Remember what goes around comes around 10 fold..........good words to live by...............I commend her husband for standing by her it takes alot to live with a person that has all that she has, and he would more than likely LOVE to have your helping HONEST support NOT you bashing his wife.  If you can't do that then drop him as well because he is in this ruthless battle with her. smdh!!
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    [QUOTE]I see so many wrongs on all these post as well................first off "cuntpunched"?? What an awful word period!  Second I don't see how this feed fits in with etiquette. 3rd Crones disease, and bi-polar have you all NO mercy???? Let her be, it is her husbands role to address all of this  If she is married to your friend, keep your friend as a friend and if you don't like her befriend her, and ask her husband to post more, you are using her and slamming her at the same time . So unethical! She has more than enough problems than for you to bash her maybe try and help her instead!  Being bipolar can be a deadly, my freinds wife commited suicide Christmas eve because she suffered from it, the bipolar meds make a person gain weight, she had the same issues of her weight. They do NOT see the good in the meds just the weight gain...read up on bipolar get educated Chrones as well has wight issues.....I also think it is very rude of you to put all this "private" info out on here for all to see. Remember what goes around comes around 10 fold..........good words to live by...............I commend her husband for standing by her it takes alot to live with a person that has all that she has, and he would more than likely LOVE to have your helping HONEST support NOT you bashing his wife.  If you can't do that then drop him as well because he is in this ruthless battle with her. smdh!!
    Posted by mob2689[/QUOTE]

    Ew..I don't think I like you.

     LVB did not put any identifiying information in her post so there's no way for any of us to know who she's talking about.

    Thanks for the lecture BTW. Maybe you should lurk a little more before spouting off at the mouth. Yes the title of the board is Etiquette, that doesn't mean the ONLY thing that has to be discussed on this board is Etiquette.

    Please go away.
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  • Well. I guess we got told.

    Sorry, mother.

    And it's actually Crohn's Disease. I'm educated enough on it, TYVM, enough to know how to spell it, and to know that what this woman is doing is a really bad idea. Unless you're the woman this post is about, this has nothing to do with you.

    And? This woman put her info out on the internet--it's no longer private. If she didn't want to be talked about, she shouldn't have put it all out there.
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