So this morning while driving to work, out of the fog on the highway while speeding along at 70mph, out comes a huge dark brown horse. Just trotting along the highway like it owns the place. Kinda scary, since we had to slam on the brakes and slowly weave around it.
J's response? A chuckle and "You know you're in the country when a horse is wandering a highway."
So, fill in the blank. You know you're in ___ (your town/state/neighborhood,etc) when...